FFX Deaths My Way
CHAPTER 6
Yes! Finally! I'll bet you're thinking that now! Well sorry folks for the MASSIVE delay, but I'm just back from Deutschland, (if you're stupid and you don't know German, it means Germany in German, dummy!) anyways here is your highly deserved NEW! chappie wappie! Enjoy and review! Note: this one is quite short because of me not having not much time on my hands these days….
DISCLAIMER: I don't own ff-x or x-2 and all rights to the lyrics of shoot me down either belongs to the record company or Nancy Sinatra or someone else in the family or she knows, not me.
Auron: oh crap what am I going to do! Okay just think Auron!
Seymour was now advancing at the swordsman whose panties were no doubt nice and stained brown by now.
Seymour: come on sir Auron, surely you can put a better fight than this?
Seymour looked at Auron hopefully. Auron shakily shook his head and looked like a little kid who was in trouble for doing something wrong. He barely mumbled squeakily:
Auron: nuh-uh..
Seymour looked gravely peeved as well as mighty disappointed.
Seymour: o for the love of-
Yuna suddenly interrupted him.
Yuna: peanuts! For the love of peanuts?
Everyone looked at Yuna in a way that said quit while your ahead to her.
Yuna: what?
Everyone stared in silence.
Yuna: well, if you won't let me be a part of this completely random story that seems to be going no where then I'll just go!
Yuna firmly gave a loud 'humph!' and stamped away.
There was a cricket call as everyone looked at each other.
Seymour: so uh…. Wanna continue killing each other now?
Auron: uhm…. Yeah that would be nice!
Seymour: argh!
Seymour charged at him.
Auron had to think of some thing fast.
He picked up the nearest stone, which was miniscule, and hurled it at Seymour with a childish grunt, it hit Seymour square in the face and his face bled, and he fell down onto the snow, dead.
Auron paused for a moment.
Auron: wow. That was a lot easier than I thought it would be…..
All of a sudden some random blonde singer jumped out of nowhere and sang :
I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of
sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the
fight
Bang bang you shoot me down
Bang bang I hit the
ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me-
Auron: if you don't shut up I'll shoot you down again!
She continued : Seasons came and changed the time
And I grew up I called you mine
He would always laugh and
say
Remember when we used to play
Bang bang I shot you
down
Bang bang you hit the ground
Bang bang that awful
sound
Bang bang I used to shoot you-
Auron: I'm gonna shoot you down now! Bitch!
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church
bells rang
Auron: yeah! For your funeral
Auron was loading his shotgun barrel now.
Now he's gone I don't know why
Until this day
sometime I cry
He didn't even say good bye
He didn't take the
time to lie
Bang bang he shot me down
Bang bang I hit the
ground
Bang bang that awful sound
Bang bang my baby shot me-
BANG!
Auron had shot the singer in the stomach, causing her to be flung far. There was a sizzling hole where her stomach and other organs used to be.
Yuna came walking back, licking an ice cream cone.
Yuna: did I miss anything?
She seemed oblivious to the two bodies lying there on the snow.
Auron stared in disbelief at her.
Auron: that chopping of your head really didn't do you any good at all, did it, Yuna?
Yuna: yeah well now I can't do math or ever have sanity…. But those two things are useless! Oh yeah and I think I'm gradually losing my memory… who are you?
Auron: lets just go.
Yuna: whatever you say mister I haven't shaved in like three weeks.
So they both continued to hike to the temple.
So that's it for that chapter! Please review