FFX Deaths My Way

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CHAPTER 7

Another massive delay…. I'm getting worse…. I swear…..anyways…… I'm only gonna do 2 chapters after this one and before you all attack me in rage, there will be a sequel….and hopefully a prequel……. Anyways, here is ze chapter 7.

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Auron: just until we get to the temple…just remember that... you'll only have to bear her for a while…..

Auron was now feeling very dangerously (for Yuna that is) murderous at the half-headed summoner who was shaving, her face covered in funny-smelling white stuff that Auron suspected wasn't shaving foam...

Auron: maybe I should kill her when I get to the temple… finish what I started.

Then, to Auron's horror, he suddenly had an idea of what the funny-smelling white stuff was.

Auron: Yuna… where did you get that shaving foam?

Yuna looked at him, now eating toothpaste and still shaving at the same time.

Yuna: ummmmm, I forget. Damm yew head!

And she hit her own head gleefully.

Yuna: oh yeah, I got it from Tidus.

To save auron the pain of asking Yuna about that in detail, they were interrupted by someone jumping out of nowhere.

Yuna: another random person!

Yuna said this angrily, Auron however was thankful that there was a diversion to stop him from asking that controversial and possibly legally shunned question (A.N. what the hell did that mean! O yeah I watched Frasier today and I'm insane smiles toothily)

This diversion had copyright infringement written all over it… it looked like Harry Potter…yet it was a bit crappier…he was spotty, with massive glasses, hair that was so untidy it looked like black crabs, instead of grass green eyes, it was more a fresh shade of snot… o yeah and he had massive ears…

He said in a very squeaky voice:

Harry Potter like-person cameo (I will write just Harry after this.) : prepare to be killed!

Auron threw a ball far away so Yuna would run after it and be out of the way

Auron: you think a little teenage mess like yourself will manage to kill me?

Harry: erm… yes?

Auron: hah!

Auron advanced on him, ready to strike.

In a nervous squeak, the copyright infringement said:

Harry: Avada Potatoe!

Auron was hit by the spell but he just turned into a pineapple with elephant ears.

Harry: o wait no, that's not the spell… erm… Avada Churchbell!

Even if the copyright infringement had managed to get the incantation right, Auron was after all, an unsent, which kicks the crud right out of that plan, huh?

This time Auron was turned into Gwen Stefani with a blue nose, a red tail and he had fangs.

Harry: Avada Doggiedoo!

Now Auron was a stick, that sang the (erm think of a really obscure county… I know!) French Polynesian national anthem.

Harry: Avada Diet Soft Drink!

Now a toad with a crown of love hearts.

Harry: Avada- argh!

Harry suddenly froze, then dropped dead, revealing that the back of his head was cut up, Yuna was behind him with a flick knife.

Yuna: I noticed you still had your sanity, sir!

Yuna poked him with a stick (his wand actually) and he blew up, spewing guts everywhere.

Yuna: oops…

She walked over to the strange toad, she poked him and he turned into Auron again.

Auron: oh my god, Yuna thanks! Do you know what we could do with that wa-

But Yuna put the wand inside her mouth, chewed eagerly and swallowed.

Auron: ……………

Yuna: mmmmm delicious!

Auron started to cry.

Yuna skipped ahead to the temple, and threw the knife behind her and it landed in Dobby the house elf's head as he was attempting to retrieve Harry's body.

Dobby: Dobby is dead, sir!

And he fell to ground, blood around him.

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FIN (well to be continued, dummy….. until next chapter!)

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