FFX Deaths My Way

CHAPTER 8

Okay, now that the story is soon closing to an end, I want you guys to review like crazy! I need those reviews! They are all that sustains me! This may or may have already have been changed to an M rating. I dunno, I couldn't change it before I wrote this. Oh yeah, by the way I will be replying to reviews after this story from now on, just to stop being rude! Sorry for the inconvenience of me not replying… anyways let's crack on! Shall we?

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Yuna was singing 'la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lo la song' while skipping ahead of Auron, who wished he could die right now, so desperately wished that he was dead.

Auron: why me?

Yuna: Auron, look! I can the temple thingy-mer-jig! And Tidus and Rikku are sitting there, having s-!

NOW I REMEMBER WHY I WANTED TO KILL SOMETHING! YOU BASTARD, TIDUS!

And she summoned Bahamut.

Yuna: KILL THE LITTLE SHIT!

Bahamut, however, had taken up Aroma Therapy, so he refused to fight, as he now believed in nothing but peace.

Yuna: …….WHAT!

Bahamut: that's right! Fighting is not the answer Yuna, silly girl.

Rikku and Tidus got out of their, ahem, position and slowly backed away, Auron stood back as far as he could, without being killed by Yuna.

Yuna: I'm sorry I have to um… do this Bahamut, but I'm afraid I simply am obligated to….

Bahamut: huh? Yuna? Where are you going? Hey! Wha-! No! Don't turn on that chainsaw! Argh!

Yuna: DISOBEDIENT LITTLE-

And Yuna a lot of words that were so rude I can't possibly be allowed to put them on a T-rated Fic. Then she ran at him with her chainsaw, and split him straight down the middle, his organs fell out. Oh yes. Gross.

Everyone was speechless. And scared. Yuna then screamed madly and ran at Tidus with her blade, who quickly grabbed Rikku sideways, in front of him. Yuna didn't stop and swiped, severing Rikku's head off.

Yuna: HAH!

Rikku's body dropped to the ground, covered in splattered blood.

Tidus: rather her than me…..

Yuna's chainsaw broke down just as she was about to kill Tidus.

Yuna: shit!

Auron had finally woken up from his doze and ran over to Yuna and swiped his sword at her neck this time. He didn't completely chop her head off.

Auron: how do you die!

Yuna: I don't. heheheheheheh, my head's hanging on by a piece of flesh. He-he, gross!

She then dropped to the ground, her blood instantly pooling around her body, dead, possibly because the blood wasn't getting to her brain….

Tidus: wow! The two girls I laid just died gruesome deaths. Cool!

Auron was about to kill Tidus too, but Tidus was too quick, well he had to learn how to be quick, ya think he'd be able to keep up with hyper Rikku in bed would ya?

Tidus grabbed the same pointy shoe he had miraculously survived being stabbed by, after he tried to kill himself, and stuck it in Auron's head.

Auron cried blood

Auron: wait! An unsent can't die! This isn't fair! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And so Auron bawled his eyes out, until he bleed to 'death'.

Tidus had a celebratory erm…ahem indulgence only a male can uh…um… inflict open his…parts…

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