FFX Deaths My Way
FINAL CHAPTER
Indeed my loyal inferiors, the end is nigh, so sad, I wanna bawl! Anyways, as some of you, who inspect my notes further than the other parasites who google over my brainchild, I have decided to add one more chapter than was announced! Ah, yes as to the reviews, I want to thank everyone so far for graciously reviewing, it was so nice of you to a waste about a minute and a half of your measly lives to read the precious creation of my sanity-absented brain . It's good to see SOME of you have an insane sense of humour! Particularly drbloveless and SilverHorror, guys your reviews were all that sustained me these past months…anyways, I'm rambling more than usual now, so…..
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Disclaimer: I said this before I don't own any of the brands, companies, organizations, movies, books or lollipops mentioned in the fanfiction! Also, FFX or X-2 belongs to Square-Enix and not poor little me.
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When Tidus reached Guadosalam, which for some unrelated and mysterious reason he had set off for –cough- Porn Archives –cough- , he suddenly saw Tromell bounding towards him, his tongue hanging out, like a dog.
Tromell: I WANT LOLLIE-POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: -sigh- okay then mister…
Tidus retrieved a gigantic purple and orange lollipop from his Hello Kitty bag (heh heh heh, he probably stores oestrogen in there too). As Tidus went to open it, Tromell got impatient, and ripped the girly bag open with his canine teeth, causing the contents to fly everywhere, from magazines, to Twinkies, to chewed pencils, to his bottle of oestrogen (SEE!). Because of this, or maybe perhaps because it was his period, Tidus kicked the dog-like Guado away down the strange looking stairs.
Tidus: well at least I can say I did something new today.
He continued up the stairs to the funny-smelling door that labelled in childish, crooked, un-joined, back-to-front writing, the words 'FARPLANE, DO NOT ENTER OR MY GIANT BAG OF SKITTLES WILL SWALLOW YOUR MOTHER, BY ORDER OF SEYMOUR GUADO'.
Because Tidus was a retard, he continued on anyway…
As he walked through the corridor that gives the impression of only a short way to walk, but it takes fucking forever in FFX for all of the gang to pass through it while talking about some unsent perv who tried to hit on Yuna, Tidus froze on the spot.
It was the heads, torsos and arms of everyone who had been killed in this bizarre foray, but some of them had stitched on heads or limbs, with the exception of Yuna's upper head, joined at the waist together, all looking extremely pissed at Tidus.
Yuna: YOU CHEATER!!!!!
Rikku: WE WERE JOINED AT THE GENITALS FOR NOTHING?!
Lulu: I GOT MY BOOBS BACK! YAY!
Wakka: Ya?
Auron: if I had my way I'd be at Starbucks right now…
Seymour Asses: MY HAIR IS ITS NATURAL COLOUR AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone laughed at Seymour Asses' now carrot-coloured hair (btw I don't anything against red-heads, my best friend is one!).
Bahamut: where's Doris?! I lost her on the Thunder Plains…
Tidus: oh! So that's what that giant rat actually was, I thought when I took a dump later it was kinda chunky for a rodent…
Bahamut: …..
Tidus: well, now that I'm free from all of you, I'll be leaving, but first, who did this to all of you?
Kimarhri stepped out of nowhere.
Kimmy: Oh, that would be me.
He giggled girlishly after he said this, while painting his nails pink and purple.
Kimmy: he he he he he!
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'Y WANNA-
2 hours later
Tidus was joined with the already mutilated gang, but Kimarhri had taken the liberty of embedding them to the Farplane wall.
Yuna: I'm still pissed at you Auron for ruining my schmexy eyebrows!
Auron: shut up, Yuna.
Lulu: at least we're together in this…
Rikku: and that's a good thing?
Wakka: think of all the things left undone in my life, ya… I never tried blow…
Seymour Asses: WHAT?! Hah! Lets all laugh at Wakka!
So everyone, while thankful for this measly diversion, enjoyed with indecent malice.
However when this ended they had nothing else to do.
Epilogue: the FFX gang were beaten, no one could save them. Five days later they all resorted to cannibalism in a struggle to gain dominance of their own hell…
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Believe it or not! This story is truly ended; it is Dead!
REVIEWING IS A MUST FOR THIS CHAPTER
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