Iroh: That was... enlightening?

Zuko: Thank you, Uncle.

Random Guard: OMFGICBINB! The Avatar's here!

Zuko: Good. I've got something to tell him. Barty - sorry, Bill, I swear I'll work on that... I want this spotlight to be fun and spunky, okay? Backdrop of... I don't know... a cerulean/turquoise-ish komodo rhino with starry eyes? Yeah, that's good...

Aang: Zuko, you've oppressed innocent civilians, tried to have me captured, and – WORST of all – inspired HUNDREDS of badly written fan-fictions with the same reoccurring plot! (shudders violently) SHAME ON YOU! Not even to MENTION how you wear your hair...

Sokka: YEA!

Zuko: I resent that hair comment...

Aang: What? Everybody knows bald is beautiful.

Katara: (looks at Zuko) (blushes)

Sokka: Fer cripe's sake...

Katara: NOT MY FAULT!

Zuko:
Listen Avatar...

Ain't no mountain high,
Ain't no valley low,
Ain't no river high enough, Av-y...

You know that I'll get you
No matter where you are,
No matter how far

Katara, Bob/Bill/Barty, Iroh, Random Guard, Sokka:
Don't worry Av-y!

Zuko:
Just help the victims,
I'll be there in a hurry,
You don't have to worry
'Cause Av-y there -

Ain't no mountain high enough!
Ain't no valley low enough!
Ain't no river wide enough!
To keep me from getting to you Av...

Remember that day
My father scarred me,
That's when I found out you're the key, Av-y...

From that day on
I made a vow
I'll be there to get you,
Someway, somehow!

'Cause Av-y there -

Ain't no mountain high enough!
Ain't no valley low enough!
Ain't no river wide enough!
To keep me from getting to you Av...

No wind,
No rain,
Or winter's cold.
Can stop me Av-y.
Ooooh no...
Cause you are my goal
If you're ever in trouble
I'll be there on the double
Just help the victims, Av-y...
Oh, Av-y
Help them out, Oh Av-y...

My honor's alive
Way down in my heart
Although from my nation I'm apart...

If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
Just as fast as I can

Cause don't you know that there -

Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't no valley low enough!
Ain't no river wide enough!
To keep me from getting to you Av...

There is, yes, GASP! a plot! And for the Zutara homies out there... I'm with you. I just need a new plot. For GOD'S SAKE, think of SOMETHING ELSE.

And as for what Random Guard says... Oh my frolicking gills, I can't believe it's not butter. Yeah, totally made that up.