Chapter Two
Drastic measures
Shrek then went into the cave. He hoped that the one inside would help him with his problem. He then saw a witch cooking something in a cauldron. "Hello Apple Strudel! How're you?" she said to him.
"I'm fine but I need a favour from you. Two friends of mine are always fighting over who's the best side kick and I want to nip it in the bud. Do you have anything that might help?" he said to her. She smiled at this. An image of Puss and Donkey fighting appeared in the cauldron. "Are these them?" she said to him. "Oh yeah that's them alright! What're you going to do?" he asked curiously. "You'll see! Do you have anything that belongs to one of them?" she told him. "Yeah I've got Puss's sword if that helps." He said as he gave it to her.
"This'll do! Two friends who are fighting
Could tear their friendship apart. Let them see each other
From their eye and their heart!" she said as she poured a potion onto the blade and sheathed it. "You should go now! Don't worry the potion will work. Give Puss the sword and the spell will take effect." She said as he walked out of the cave.
Meanwhile Donkey was setting up a trap for Puss with the help of the Dronkeys. They filled a catapult up with SPAM when he got caught in the trap in the air. He couldn't wait for this. He then saw Fiona come over to him and getting nearly caught in the trap. "What's this? This isn't an April Fools Day joke for Shrek, is it?" she told him. "No it's for Puss! He thinks he's the top banana around here and Shrek's number one annoying animal but he's not!" he yelled. Fiona then understood and shook her head.
"Donkey we like you and Puss both so you shouldn't be acting like this! Take down the trap now before it gets someone mad or you in trouble!" she said to him. There was a strange look of sympathy in her eyes. He watched as she went back into the house. He then saw Puss and hid. "This is gonna be good! I can't wait to see his face at this." He said. But he then heard Shrek yell. "Someone get me down quick!" he said angrily. Donkey watched and was nervous. Shrek had been caught in the trap and was hanging upside down in the air. SPAM was all over his face and shirt. "Uh-Oh! I didn't mean for him to get caught in it." He said as he came from his hiding place.
Puss glared angrily at Donkey as he unsheathed his sword. "El Stupido prepare to die!" he said as he lunged at Donkey and scrabbed him and was about to attack with the sword but suddenly a big blast of light came from it and enveloped the two of them. "What's going on?" Donkey asked worried. But Shrek and Fiona were staring at the two of them. "Uhh… Guys you'd better look in the mirror. You're not going to like what you see!" Fiona said as they went inside. But in the bedroom they heard Donkey scream and a loud THUD! On the floor. "I'd better check it out!" Shrek said as he went in. He was shocked…