Song: "Lucky" by Britney Spears becomes "Lucky" by Iroh. Definitely gonna have some Zute action. (AKA Zutara action. Definitely.)

Zuko: I will get you, Av-y! RAWR!

Aang: Eep!

Sokka: Aang, don't even worry about Zuko capturing you. I mean, who would be afraid of him when Azula's skulking about? With her crazy-creeping blue firebending...

Katara: You do have a point.

Iroh: I know my niece better than anyone. She's really just misunderstood.

Aang, Sokka, Katara, Random Guards, Bob/Bill: (dubious looks)

Iroh: No, seriously.

Random Guard: C'mon Iroh. The Day of the Fool was last April already.

Iroh: Obviously, the only way to express myself... is in... song... Hit it Jee.

Jee: (on the Sungi horn) You know it. (cue mad warm-up riff)

Iroh:
This is a story about a girl named Azula...

Early morning, she wakes up
and knock knock knock on the door
It's time for bending, evil smile
And it's her they're all waiting for
Baby...
Isn't she lovely, this princess of fire?

And they say...
She's the best of - her relations
And she fry, fry, fries all the other nations; thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

Lost in an image, in a dream,
But there's no one there to wake her up
And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning
But tell me, what happens when it stops?
baby...
Isn't she lovely, this princess of fire?

And they say...

She's the best of her - her relations
But she fry, fry, fries alllll the other nations, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

Isn't she lovely, this Princess of Fire?
She is so lucky, but why does she cry?
If there is nothin' missing in her life
Why do tears come at night?

Jee:
(owns the Sungi horn in his solo)

Iroh:
She's the best of her - her relations
But she fry, fry, fries all the other nations, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

She's so lucky (she's so lucky)
And she fry, fry, fries all the other nations, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life

Then why do these tears come at night?

OMFG! Did Azula kill Iroh? Cause if she did, I'll mace that bitch! This chapter is dedicated to him, btw. Ha, you know what's really ironic? I'm dedicating a spoof-fic to Iroh because he was hurt by Azula and I hate her, but it's about Iroh's sympathy for Azula.