The Four Nations Music Hall... now hosting ZUKO with his hit song, "Aggravated"!
Zuko: Well, Uncle... that was... um...
Iroh: Beautiful? Awe-inspiring? Breath-taking?
Zuko: Er... interesting.
Iroh: (wilts)
Meanwhile... Katara is bursting with a secret.
Katara: Sokka... Aang... I just can't keep it a secret anymore.
Sokka: Omigod. Omigod. Is this about the Christmas party, Kat? Because if it is, you promised you wouldn't tell!
Katara: Er... no. Well... I'm in love, you see.
Aang: (thinking) YESS! Suck on that, Zuko!
Sokka: WHO IS HE? I'LL KILL HIM!
Katara: Well...
Sokka and Aang: Just say it!
Zuko: (popping up behind Katara) It is I, fools!
Aang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sokka: NEVER! (lunges) (is sedated by Iroh)
Katara: Sorry I didn't tell you. But I was soooo nervous something like this would happen!
Zuko: (hugs her from behind) Don't worry love. I'll explain everything to your stupid brother. Barty, I need mic support, NOW!
Bob/Bill/Barty: Aye aye!
Sokka: Gurgle...
Zuko:
Chill
out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And
if you could only let it be,
You will see -
I'd been watching
from afar
She don't care about the scar
But you're talking to
me one on one
and you've become -
Somebody else
Scarin'
everyone else
You're watching her back
Like you can't
relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell
me -
Why do you have to go and make things so aggravated?
I
see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me
frustrated
Life's like this you
You peek
And you sneak
You're a flake!
And you fake what you get
And you turn
it into trickery
Promise
I'm never gonna find you spying...
The Fantastickettes –
er, Bob/Barty/Bill, Iroh, and Jee:
No,
no, no...
Zuko:
You come over unannounced
Sayin
that I am denounced -
Where you are ain't where it's at you
see
You're making me
Scowl when you lecture me and her
Now
that we're toge-e-e-ther
You know you're not fooling anyone
When
you've become
Somebody else
Scarin' everyone else
You're
watching her back,
Like you can't relax
You're trying to be
cool you
You look like a fool to me
Tell me -
Why do
you have to go and make things so aggravated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like
this you
You peek
And you sneak
You're a flake!
And
you fake what you get
And you turn it into trickery
Promise
I'm never gonna find you spying..
No, no...
The
Fantastickettes:
No,
no, no...
Zuko:
No, no...
The
Fantastickettes:
No,
no, no...
Zuko:
No,
no...
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all
been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will
see
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching her
back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like
a fool to me
Tell me!
Why do you have to go and make things
so aggravated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody
else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you -
You peek
And
you sneak
You're a flake!
And you fake what you get
And
you turn it into trickery
Promise I'm never gonna find you spying...
The
Fantastickettes:
No,
no!
Zuko:
Why do you have to go and make things so
aggravated?
The
Fantastickettes:
Yeah
yeah!
Zuko:
I
see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me
frustrated!
Life's like this you
You peek
And you sneak
You're a flake -
And you fake what you get
And you turn
it into trickery
Promise
I'm never gonna find you spying...
No, no, no...