Title: Love, Life, Work, and Hotties
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Yuffie, Leon, Cloud, Riku, Roxas, Sora, Seifer, Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Cid
Prompt: #24 Family
Word Count: 623
Rating: G
Summary: If Yuffie wants to get married, she's going to have to start sorting through guys now.

Author's Notes: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

There was once a time when Yuffie would have laughed at the thought of having a family. Now things were different; she no longer was a child. There were things in her life to consider. Life was the main thing that she was considering. Not how to end it, either, but, rather, how to live it. Although she loved to fight Heartless, it was one of the few things that she was good at; it wasn't what she wanted to do forever. That life wouldn't be fun.

It depended, she decided, on whom she married. The first person that popped into her mind was Squall. After all, she knew him longer and better than anyone else and he was quite a fighter. Plus, it helped that he was extremely good looking and had a well-defined chest. But, marrying him would only lead to fighting. After all he was set on being a hero, even if he didn't realize it. Then there was Cloud. Yet again, another fighter. Oh, and he was definitely in love with Aerith. But, Yuffie couldn't help but note that his hair was flippin sweet and his eyes melt-worthy.

Sora was next in line, but Yuffie could instantly spot another failure. Not only was he in love with Kairi, but also he was a bit of an idiot. It seemed that when he went into his one-year sleep his brain hadn't gotten any bigger. Luckily, that didn't matter much to Yuffie because he was always fun to play jokes on. Once, she had met two kids, Roxas and Seifer. Roxas was a bit weird and also kind of stupid. He kept trying to force her to eat this nasty stuff called Sea Salt Ice Cream. But, he had a big heart. Seifer was the same and his lackeys were annoying and he was arrogant. She couldn't marry him either because when Squall met him they tried to rip each other's innards out. Squall was her best friend and she couldn't do that to him. Plus that belly shirt was disgusting…

Axel was quite interesting. Yuffie could honestly sat she had never met anyone so pyromaniac-tic in her life. He was a bit scarier than Hades when it came to that. Hades you could just dump water on and he'd start worrying about his 'hair', Axel, on other hand, would try throwing his crazy weird weapons at you for decapitative purposes. But, he was funny. Zexion was too smart. Plus, his hair was too awesome. She would constantly want to touch it and see what it looked like tied in pink bows. It only covered one eye, but that was cool. Too bad he was smart…and the fact that she would never be able to handle the coolness level of his hair.

Now Demyx was also an interesting character. He was a bit of a fraidy cat, but overall he was cool. Rocking out with his guitar constantly, thought, made him slightly annoying, although the music was awesome. She just couldn't handle all the time music. Riku was cocky, arrogant, and sarcastic. He was also smart, powerful, and hot. Personally, Yuffie wouldn't want to deal with his 'I'm-losing-my-friends-let-me-turn-to-the-dark side' attitude. It was kind of annoying.

After quite a bit of thinking, Yuffie realized that those were pretty much the only guys she knew. Well, besides Cid, but he was old and that was just nasty. Every one of those guys had their own problems. And she didn't know what she would be doing for a living with any of them. "I guess I'll just have to let love decide," Yuffie said to herself in a quieter than usual whisper, "Unless I meat a really rich guy, or a really hot guy…"