Hurky: Sorry for the looooooonnnnnnnggggggg wait!!!
Sora: Major writer's block on this story. Now please enjoy this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't forget me!! ahem Hurky still doesn't own KH or Sublime and their songs.
Riku: You know, Hurk, you still need to get over your writer's block on League of Extraordinary Weirdoes!!!
Riku, Hurky, and Ryo all ran out of Riku's backyard and stopped in front of Scott Burkorini, who happened to be holding a bucket of fried chicken and eating it.
"Man, this is some good chicken." said Scott as he took a bite out of a chicken leg.
"Chaaaarrrrgggeee!" yelled Ryo as she pounced on Scott Burkorini and began to hit him with the keyblade.
"Ow!" cried Scott. "Get this thing off me!"
Ryo gasped. "I am not a thing!" She hit Scott one more time.
"You kidnapped Mr. Whiskers!" said Hurky.
"What?" cried Scott. "I would never touch that stupid chicken with a ten foot pole! Besides, Sora already trained it to poke my eyes out if he ever saw me."
"True, he did." Riku said, reminiscing.
Scene shifts to a few months back...
Sora taped up a picture of Scott Burkorini to a wall and told Mr. Whiskers to attack it.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Riku asked.
"Watch and learn." Sora said.
Mr. Whiskers flapped his wings and began to rip the eyes out of the Scott picture. Sora beamed while Riku stared at the rooster in shock.
Scene changes back to present time...
"Okay, so maybe Burkorini didn't kidnap Whiskers." said Riku. "But did you see him?"
"The only chicken I've seen all morning was this KFC!" said Scott. "Man, you guys need to stop assuming things."
He walked off, taking another bite of fried chicken.
"Him and his lousy fried chicken." said Riku with his hands on his hips. He turned to Ryo and Hurky. "Now we have to find Mr. Whiskers before Sora comes back!"
"Man, wouldn't that suck if we mention that Mr. Whiskers is missing and then Sora is behind us right when we say it?" asked Hurky.
"Quiet, Hurk!!" said Riku, covering Hurky's mouth with his hand. "You'll jinx our chances of Sora coming back before Whiskers is found!!"
"You know that something like Sora coming back early always happens!" said Hurky, pushing Riku's hand away. "It happens on TV shows. Someone throws a house party while their parents are on vacation for what they claim to be on a 'long weekend' and then the parents always come home early because something always happens."
"Now I know what I sound like." Riku muttered. He was always ranting about things and making points and some such.
"Here's a thought," suggested Ryo. "Either stand here and argue or we can go out and look for Whiskers."
"She's got a point!" said Hurky. "We can't let Sora know Whiskers is missing!!"
"Alright, so let's split up: Hurky and Ryo, you two split off and scour the island while I'll go look by the grocery store!!" directed Riku.
"Oh no, I know what you're going to go do!" said Hurky. "You're going to tell us that the store is starting to slaughter their own chickens when they really don't and get shipments of packaged chicken, and go look at the magazines!"
"Ha! You don't have proof!" said Riku.
Hurky took out her digital camera and showed Riku a picture of him in the grocery store, looking at the paintball, airsoft, and video game magazines.
"When the hell did you take this?" asked Riku, surprised.
"When Kairi lost her dog, you know, the one that doesn't like you? Anyway, you said you'd look in the area around the store and I just happened to be there grocery shopping that day." explained Hurky.
"They found him over by the meat shop!" Ryo pointed out.
Suddenly, a few strains of Sublime's The Date Rape Song began to play and Riku took out his cell phone.
"Hello?" he asked. His eyes widened when he learned who it was. "Oh hi Sora!! What? You're gonna be late? What happened? Oh. I see. Yes, Mr. Whiskers is fine!! Eating chicken feed!!!"
He put his hand over the receiver and turned to Hurky. "Make a chicken sound!" he whispered.
"Buck buck buck, bagawk!!" bucked Hurky. "Cock a doodle ddddddoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Heh heh. Yeah, that's Whiskers!!" lied Riku.
"Is there something wrong with Whiskers?" asked Sora.
"Uh, I think he's having a seizure?" lied Riku.
Riku, Hurky and Ryo all heard Sora yell "WHAT?"
"Uh, I mean, he needs some water!!" said Riku. "Uh, I think I hear my mom calling me, gotta go!!"
He flipped his cell phone shut.
"Man, that was a close one!" Riku said, feeling relieved.
"You like the Date Rape Song?" asked Hurky in disbelief. "That song is totally stupid!! My brother sits at the computer all day and listens to it on-"
"-Hurky, I just happen to like Sublime, okay?" asked Riku. "Alright, Sora said that the gummi ship he and Kairi are on are having some problems, so it's in a shop right now and they'll be late. This means that we have more time! I'm going off to find Mr. Whiskers!"
He put his cell phone in his pocket and sped off in search of the rooster.
But what Riku didn't know was that he didn't close his cell phone all the way shut because he had the phone closed on his finger and Sora heard the entire conversation.
Sora was sitting in a coffee shop with Kairi when he heard it. Kairi noticed Sora didn't look like his normal self. Sora pressed the off button on his cell phone and put it in the pocket of his black shorts.
"Sora, are you okay?" asked Kairi.
"Riku lost Mr. Whiskers." said Sora. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he got angry. "Riku lost Mr. Whiskers!!! I can't believe this!! I knew I should have left him with Ryo or Hurky!! And they know nothing about taking care of roosters!"
"But neither did Riku." Kairi pointed out. "In fact, I think Riku's dumb as a brick."
"Actually, Riku is a very smart person, he just doesn't want to be because his evil twin Rep is the smart one and he doesn't want to be like him." said Sora. "He just never applies himself in school. He can pretty much pass everything but he doesn't want to."
"Well, he only goes to school because his mom makes him." Kairi said, rolling her eyes. "What are we going to do to find Whiskers? We can't get home until the gummi ship is fixed and that could take hours!"
"No problem!" said Sora. "I'll call a taxi gummi ship!"
So, he hailed one and they sped off to Destiny Islands. It only cost 1500 munny ($15.00) and Sora and Kairi both paid half plus tip.
Riku was walking on the shore of Destiny Islands, trying to think of other places to look. He wished he was sitting at home, playing video games. But he had to spend his entire Saturday looking for some dumb chicken that Sora called his pet. Senor Fluffy Butt would have been a lot easier to take care of. Maybe because Riku knew how to take care of a dog.
"I wish Sora never left me the responsibility of taking care of that dumb rooster!" yelled Riku.
"You're damn right!" said a voice.
Riku slowly turned around to find Sora and Kairi, standing there. "Ohhhhhhhh crap." he said.