Pyro: (at the Zippo Museum in Bradford PA) Which Zippo do I want to buy? I wish I could buy all the ones with cool designs.
Quill: Get these porcupine needles out of my face!
Jimmy/Leech: I should just be considered a normal human being.
Shadow Cat: I may be able to go through walls, but I am not a ghost.
Iceman: NO!! I DONT KNOW WHERE THE MUFFIN MAN LIVES
Rogue: Arent you gonna tell me not to take the cure??
Logan: Why should I?? Youre obviously doing this for that Bobby kid, after all the signs I sent you. The flowers, the chocolates. Did they mean nothing??
Rogue: uhh... I.. thought they were from Bobby. He didnt deny it when I asked him
Logan: I sent those. He doesnt even have the money to buy his own socks. Come away with me Rogue
Rogue: Im already there
And they get on the back of Logans bike and ride off into the sunset
Wolverine: What happens if my claws come out while wiping my arse?
Magneto: My plastic prison has a chess board, desk, pens, and a laundry basket. Is a toilet too much to ask for?
Storm: I liked my old hair better!
Professor X: I really should install a hovercraft mood and jets to my wheelchair, after all i can afford a Jet?
Mystique: Eric will you marry me?