Title: Why Yuffie Should Never Be A Lion
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Yuffie, Simba
Prompt: Green
Word Count: 204
Rating: G
Summary: Why Yuffie Should Never Be A Lion
Author's Notes: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.
'This world is strange,' Yuffie thought while looking in a nearby puddle at her reflection. She was a lion . "Hey," a lion who was…much bigger than herself approached, "Who are you?"
"Erm, aaah… I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie," she pranced around the large lion, returning to her usual Yuffie self.
The lion looked confused…or as confused as a lion could look, "What's a ninja?"
"I'm a ninja. Hey what's your name?"
"Simba," he turned around, "And you're a lion."
"No," Yuffie groaned, "I'm a human, actually. I'm looking for my friend Sora. Have you seen him? By the way, where am I?"
"Sora," Simba's eyes widened, "He just left. And you're near Pride Rock."
"Darn," Yuffie whispered, "I just missed him again." Now she spoke up, "So where's this 'Pride Rock'?"
"Just over here," Simba started heading away, "It's one of the most beautiful places around. You can see the rolling grass of the Savannah and everything."
"Wow," Yuffie followed the lion onto a rather large and coolly shaped rock. It was true, you could see the rolling grass, but something was missing, "This is beautiful and all, but shouldn't grass be green?"
Simba grinned sheepishly, "Well, you see, we had this dry spell…"
