I could use a soda right now...

The bus came from the water onto the shore and opened its door. Cid walked out, looking quite beatened up while Riku grinned and walked out behind him along with the other badly beatened looking kids. "I can't believe, I just got my butt kicked, by a kid" Cid mumbled. "Maybe you should retire old man!" Riku 'pat' him on the back. "I'm not old!" Cid fell to the knees and shook his fists at the sky. "Suuuuure, you're not" Sora looked back at him before tripping over a rock. "Wait! You forgot me!" Kairi's voice called out. "Oh, please tell me it's the voice of someone other than Kairi" Sora shut his eyes. "I've been chasing after the bus forever!" Kairi ran up to him. "Somebody kill me now" Sora mumbled. "That can be arranged" Riku looked back at him and took out the Souleater.

"Hello, brother" Kadaj walked over to Riku. "How'd you get here?" Riku turned to him. "I flew. You should have used your wing if you didn't want to take the bus" Kadaj shrugged. Riku gritted his teeth before pulling on his hair. "Riku, are you alright?" Sora asked. "He just having a little tandrom, that's all" Kadaj patted Riku's head. "Sora, give me the black materia!" Riku looked up at Sora evily. Sora fell to the ground and started to hallucinate like crazy. "We're all almost like our fathers" Kadaj sighed before picking Riku up and carrying him into shcool. "Coming, oh great Riku!" Sora got up and chased after Kadaj.

And so, after Riku was done being evil and Sora was done trying to give Riku a black marble (Which he hit Sora with multiple times), they were looking at their class thingies. "I got room 2D!" Kairi smiled for no reason. "I'm in room 3D. How about you, Sora?" Riku turned to Sora. "Room 3D!" Sora cheered. "Great, I have to watch over an idiot" Riku thought. "Wanna cookie?" Sora handed Riku a cookie. "Then again, he isn't that bad of a best friend" Riku put the cookie in his backpack (Which happens to be black with the Heartless symbol on the back and the words 'I am the prince of darkness' under it). Anyways, they went to their class. They sat down in any seat that was best.

There was an electric chair (Lost of ashes and shoes were found near there), a demon chair (Lots of people had a bad feeling about it), a throne (In which Sora sat in because he thought he was the king because of his crown symbol), a pink chair (Which most people avoided, even some of the girls), a hot seat (Wakka burnt his butt sitting on it), a death chair (With a death clock to match), and the rest of the seats were blue. Some tall guy walked in with a briefcase and behind the front desk. "Welcome to Destiny Jr. High, where all students are sun tanning crazy people who don't know how to act!" he smiled. "Oh, and my name is Ansem!" he wrote his first name on the board and underlined it twice. "Ansem!" Riku shot out of his seat. "Ansem?" Wakka shrugged. "Handsome?" Sora tilted his head to the side. "Ansem!" Ansem crossed his arms. "Weren't you killed?" Riku pointed. "No, sit down!" Ansem pointed. Riku mumbled something about 'I'll kill him later' as he sat down. "Now then, today we're going to talk about, Darkness!" Ansem laughed evily. "Why?" Sora asked. "Because, I do what I want!" Ansem answered. "What happened to math and all that-" Sora was cut off when Riku covered his mouth. "Don't get him started" Riku shook his head.

While Ansem kept talking about multiple things on darkness (Don't you hate it when teachers go on and on about the same thing, but never get down to the point?), all the other students were beginning to get sick of it. "I can't take this anymore!" "When's school over?" "I should be ruler of this pathetic planet! I'll make him my slave!" "Somebody kill me or something!" "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" "I wonder if Riku really likes me" "It's bacon!" Yeah, there was alot of thinking in the classroom. Some kid with brown hair made a paper airplane and threw it at Ansem. Ansem turned around sharply at the class. "Who, threw, this?" he held up the airplane. The kid giggled a little and Ansem turned to him. "Submit to darkness!" Ansem pointed at him. The guardian came out of the ground and dragged the kid into some dark portal. "And the same will happen to you if you ever misbehave" Ansem turned back around. Everybody was too scared to breathe as they stared in horror at the pile of ashes left where the kid had sat.

Still in the same classroom, Tidus began to bang his head on the desk, Wakka started to doodle (Drawing himself marrying a dark looking person with a stuffed moogle doll. Take a wild guess), Riku made his seventh fan art for Gravitation, Sora was sleeping with his eyes open, and other kids were starting to make graves of those who died of boredom (It can happen, I was close to). Tidus went completely insane and took out some bubble wrap and began to pop it. Sora ripped a piece of paper from his notebook (That echoed through the whole room) and began to write on it before making it into a triangular shape and handing it to Riku. "Riku, I'm bored! I feel like I'm going to die! I can't take it anymore! Love, Sora" Riku read it in his mind. Riku sighed and wrote a note and passed it to Sora. "Deal with it! What do you think Ansem did when he took over my body? He went over this stuff over and over, I felt I was gonna pass out! -Riku" Sora read in his mind (Or his empty head that echoes everything he tries to think).

Sora wrote another note and passed it to Riku. "How long have we been in here anyways? Tidus is starting to scare me and I'm getting hungry! It's like 12 years have passed! -Sora" Riku sighed and again, wrote another note before passing it to Sora. "Yeah Sora, it's been 12 years. You're really 26 years old, and you're still in school, waiting for class to be over. And as for Tidus, well, there's not much we can do for him. He's in his own little world now" Sora read. He wrote another note and passed it Riku (I promise this will be the last of the note passing!). Riku read it and his face showed a sign of disgust. "Riku, I'm really 26 now? Wow, time sure does fly when you're bored! Then that must mean that you're, lets see...27! So, how're you and the family? My wife keeps naging for me to get a job, but jobs are for suckers! Hey, maybe if you're not busy tomorrow, maybe we can have a little fun, if you know what I'm saying. -Love, Sora" Riku turned to Sora with the same look before throwing his book at him, right on target.