Finally, the bell rung. "Lunch time!" Riku grabbed his backpack and grabbed Sora as he ran out. "Cheese!" Sora smiled as he first hit the wall. "How is your teacher?" Kairi walked up to them in the lunch line. "Stupid and crazy" Riku answered. "He keeps going on and on about darkness" Sora shakes his head. "My teacher is really nice, he even gave us sodas once we stepped in the door" Kairi smiled. "Get out of my face!" Sora pointed to the end of the line. "Tee hee, you're so silly" Kairi laughed. "Somebody must've really wanted me to suffer in life" Sora groaned. "It's okay, I gotta suffer with you" Riku patted him on the back. "So, what's for lunch?" Wakka asked. "I think it's peanut butter jelly" Riku answered. "Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!" Sora sung before continuing on with almost everybody else in the lunch room (That happened in my science class!). "Something's really wrong with this picture" Riku raised an eyebrow as everybody was singing.
-During lunch- "It's a papou burger?" Selphie poked at it. "Sucks for you!" Tidus laughed. "Tidus, you're one to talk. You got a crab sandwitch, and it's still alive" Riku pointed at the crab walking on the table. "Yeah, I know" Tidus said shamefully. "Are you sure they're not trying to kill us?" Sora backed up in his seat as his lobster and cheese snapped at him. "In my opinion, yes" Riku stared at his hot dog which was really a cute puppy sitting on a hot dog bun. "I can't eat it! It's too cute!" Riku picked it up and hugged it. "How's your day going?" Kadaj walked over. "Terrible" Riku slammed his head down on the table. "Good to know" Kadaj smiled. "Help me, Kadaj" Riku grabbed onto Kadaj's shirt. "I'm not going to survive!" Riku looked up at him with puppy eyes along with the puppy on his shoulder. "Ya gotta hang in there" Kadaj smiled. "But they're trying to kill us!" Sora grabbed onto Kadaj's shirt as well. "If you loved me, you would take me home!" Riku cried. Kadaj sweatdropped. "What's that?" Sora pointed to his head. "A sweatdrop" Kadaj handed it to him (Now that's not supposed to happen!). "Cool" Sora put it in his pocket as Kadaj sweatdropped again. Again, Sora picked it off him and this happened for a long time. "This is defying the laws of physics" Tidus twitched. "Everything's defying the laws of physics" Selphie pointed out. "Somebody kill me now!" Riku looked up. Just then, the bell rang and everybody groaned and went back to their schedule (Is that how you spell it? Don't care anyways). Riku was hoping that the next class would be a little better.
"Welcome to art class. I'm your teacher Mr. Valentine" Vincent walked in with a breifcase and wrote his name on the board. "Hi, Mr. Vincent!" Sora stood up from his chair. "Oh, great. I got the idiot" Vincent thought. "Lets get this over with!" he hit his breifcase. "What's his deal?" Tidus mumbled. "My deal is that I'm supposed to be sleeping!" Vincent turned to him. "Now then" he straightend his tie (That's right peeps, he's in his Turk uniform!). "We're going to be making paintings of our most frightening moments" he got some big paper out of his breifcase and passed it out along with some paint. "Heh, my most frightening moment was when I met S-" Riku stopped to see Sora staring at him with puppy dog eyes, about to cry. "S-S-Selphie!" Riku lied. "Hey! That's mean!" Selphie threw a paintbrush at him. "Why am I such a nice guy?" Riku mumbled. He looked over to Sora's painting (He can paint pretty fast!) to see a pretty good painting of him reaching out to Riku as he fell into darkness. "Oh yeah, it's because of this little idiotic friend I got who cares for me" Riku sighed happily (Uh, you should know what I mean!). "Oh yes, my punishment is that you go into that closet over there" Vincent pointed to the door at the waaaaayyyyy back of the room.
After seeing what Ansem could do, nobody even wanted to be in trouble except this one black haired kid. He started to paint on the wall near him like the idiot he is. "You!" Vincent shot out of his chair and pointed his claw arm him. The kid jumped and turned to him. He walked over to the kid and dragged him to the back of the room while saying 'I'm about to commit another sin' before stopping in front of the door. "Then again, you have commited a sin as well!" he said evily before opening the door and throwing the kid in. Screaming and yelling along with some crazy growling noises and something tearing apart came from inside. Everybody just stared in horror. "Maybe Ansem's class was better, ya?" Wakka twitched. "Continue" Vincent said calmly as he walked back to his desk, hands behind his back. "He must have demons in there. Afterall, he is a vampire" Sora whispered to Riku. "Then what's he doing up in the day?" Riku asked. "I dunno, all I know is that he's a vampire" Sora shrugged. "I can hear you" Vincent said from his desk. They both stiffened up and got back to their pantings.
Tidus was painting a picture of when Ansem dragged the kid into darkness, Selphie was painting a picture of when her jump rope was stolen, Wakka was painting a picture of him when he saw Riku was taller than him, and Riku was painting a picture of when he saw Sephiroth take off his shirt and swing it over his head.
Just then, the intercom beeped. "Can I get some chicken with th- Oh, yeah! I should have said this before, but good day students! I am your principal, mayor, and hero of Nibelheim and the world, Cloud Strife! I hope you're enjoying your first day here at Destiny Jr. High! There's only one good thing about this school and it's that it's near your island homes! Some of you people may think I'm annoying, Vinny!" Cloud said somehow knowing Vincent had taken out his gun. "Don't even think about shooting the intercom, Vinny! Just lower the gun" Cloud said as Vincent, annoyed, put his gun on his desk. "Good! So, have a nice day! And thanks for choo-" Cloud was cut off as Vincent shot the intercom several times. "My gosh I should've killed him the first day we met" Vincent shook his head. "Your dad's the principal?" Tidus turned to Sora. "He never told me!" Sora shrugged. "No wonder I should've stayed home today" Riku banged his head on his desk. "The school's being run by an idiot, ya?" Wakka asked. "What can we do?" Tidus shrugged.
Without even knocking, Leon walks in and over to Vincent. "Strife wanted me to give you this" Leon handed him a piece of paper. Vincent read it carefully before..."What!" he slammed it down on his desk. "What does he mean he wants me to pay for Axel's messes? I'm not the one leaving ashes all over the place!" Vincent yelled. "Hey, I don't like workin for mister rain Cloud either, but noooooo!" Leon walked out the door. Vincent grasped hard onto the paper, his anger rising and skin changing to a dark color. "Uh, guys. I think we should get out of here!" Sora got up. "I'm with you" Riku got up and edged for the door. "Wait for us!" the others ran out. After closing the door behind them, demonic noises could be heard along with things ripping and breaking. Sora sighed as he was able to get out. "So, what's our next class?" Sora smiled. Everybody else sweatdropped.