"So, our next class is home ech?" Riku looked at his class order thingie. "Where's that?" Tidus asked. "Room AL" Sora looked over Riku's shoulder. They stopped at a red door with a strange red light coming from the small window thingie. "Are you sure this isn't the door to the underworld?" Selphie asked. "Maybe I can see Cerbey!" Sora smiled. "If it is, let's push Sora down and see if he'll live" Tidus mumbled. Riku touched the door, which he drew back because it was hot. "Yeah, it's the door to the underworld" Riku turned away. The door slowly opened, and green eyes looked down at them. "Hi, students!" Axel popped out and smiled. "Oh, gosh" Sora shook his head.
"I should've known he would teach this class" Riku shook his head. "Hey, at least I make money! Back at the Organization, I only got a penny an hour!" Axel pouted. "I'm sure you did" Selphie sweatdropped. "Okay, before we start making anything, you have to wear these" Axel passed out some black cloaks. "These are Organization uniforms!" Riku held his up. "Hey, unless you want to wear the hot dog costume, then you'll put that on!" Axel pointed. Riku, mumbling, put it on and crossed his arms. "Heehehe. It feels flowly" Sora smiled. "You weren't supposed to take off your clothes, you were supposed to put it over your clothes!" Selphie pointed to Sora's regular clothes folded right next to him. "Oops" Sora looked down. "Nevermind, I do it almost all the time" Axel went back up to the front. The class shuddered. "Okay, we're going to be making tacos!" Axel took out a bunch of taco supplies from under his desk. "Yay!" the class cheered. "Wait, ya? How're we gonna cook them without a stove, ya?" Wakka asked. Axel stared at him weirdly. "We don't use stoves! We're going to use the power of fire!" Axel laughed. "Oh yeah, now I remember, he's the flame guy from Castle Oblivion" Sora put his hand on his forehead. "And you will soon give into darkness, after you make your taco" Axel passed out the supplies.
"Okay, first. Wash your hands" Axel pointed to the sink. Everybody lined up and washed their hands and returned to their tables. "Good! Now then, empty the meat into the pan and line up in front of me" Axel emptied his little meat thingie in front of him. "See, Riku. This might not be the worst class" Sora looked behind to Riku. "Guess not, but I wonder if we can make cake" Riku answered. Axel took out his weapon and set it on his desk. "Wait for it..." he said as Wakka set his pan down on it. "Wait for it and... BAM!" Axel snapped his fingers and a huge flame came from under the pan and went back down. "Woah, ya? I gotta learn how to do that, ya?" Wakka smiled. Axel looked at him weirdly, before it was Tidus's turn. "Next, seperate your lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and shells. After that, you'll want to put your meat in the shell first, then the cheese, then lettuce, then tomatoes" Axel demonstrated. "Cheese" Sora smiled and stuffed some of the cheese in his mouth. "Finally, we add some hot sauce" Axel took out some packets of hot sauce. "Did you have to fire those up too?" Tidus asked. "Yes" Axel smiled as he passed them out. "Riku, I can't get mine opened" Sora struggled to open his pack. Riku took out the Souleater and sliced open the packet. "Yeah, thanks" Sora trembled.
"Now that that's all over, you can eat" Axel smiled. "Yay!" the class cheered. Zexion opened the door and walked in. "Hey, Zexy!" Axel turned to him. "Did I not tell you earlier today not to call me that?" Zexion asked. "I don't care!" Axel smiled. "Yes, well. I've been going class to class, saying that we have a substitute teacher for gym classes since Larxene called in sick. -Elsewhere- "I'm not sick! Axel, Zexion, help m-" Larxene was cut off by a dark figure putting some tape over her mouth and a mysterious laugh. "So, anybody who wants to write a will right now, may do so" Zexion finished and walked out. "What subject do we go to next, Riku?" Sora looked over Riku's shoulder as everybody else climbed over to see what was on Riku's class order. "A little space would be nice!" Riku slammed his fists down. Everybody backed off. Riku looked at his class order thing and gasped. "Gym" Riku's voice echoed through the whole room. "Is this a cave or something?" Axel looked up. The bell rung. "Lets go, ya?" Wakka asked. Tidus finished writing his will and followed the others.
"How do you like my gym clothes?" Sora asked Riku as he put on some blue shorts and white top. "I'm not even gonna answer" Riku answered as he put on his black shorts and yellow top. All of them walked out to the gym and sat, waiting for their doom...er I mean, gym teacher. "So good to meet you class" the teacher walked in. He wore a black jacket, no shirt, and black pants, hair flowing behind him. "AAAHHHH!" Riku screamed and covered his eyes. "Oh come on, it' not like you haven't seen me wear this before!" Sephiroth put his hands on his hips. "Don't make me fight!" Sora began to freak out. -Back in the day- Sora stepped into the Coliseum, hands clutched around the keyblade. Sephiroth zapped out of the sky and faced him. Sora, narrowing his eyes, charged at Sephiroth with all his might. Sephiroth smirked and put his foot out as Sora tripped over it and was knocked out for several hours. "Oh, calm down! All we're going to do is play some dodgeball" Sephiroth took out a dodgeball. "Good" Sora sighed in relief. "But, we're going to play it my way" Sephy smirked. Everybody gulped.
"Duck, Sora!" Riku yelled. "He's gonna kill me!" Tidus fell to the ground. "What type of dodgeball is this, ya?" Wakka jumped. "I told you, it's meteor dodgeball!" Sephiroth formed another meteor orb. "You're trying to kill us!" Sora dodge one. "So?" Sephiroth threw another. Sora, taking out the keyblade, guarded several times, but got hit anyways. Riku, taking the Souleater back out, struck at Sephy, but he kept getting burned with Sephy's fire attack. "We're done for" Wakka fell to the ground. "I can't go on anymore" Selphie crawled on the ground over to her jump rope. "Guys, it's been nice knowing ya" Sora looked over to the others. "Same here" Riku hit the ground. "We've lived a long life" Tidus turned onto his back and closed his eyes. "Riku, I just want you to know," Sora started. "Yeah?" Riku looked over to him. "That Ansem made me take off my clothes" Sora finished. "He what?" Riku growled. "It's the...truth" Sora turned his head to the side. "Sora?" Riku crawled over to him. No answer. "No...NOOOOO!" Riku shook his fists up in the air before passing out. "Kids, they're so dramatic" Sephy rolled his eyes. Sephy walked over to the little button on the wall and pressed it. "Nurses office" the speaker said. "Yeah, I got another group of injured kids coming your way" Sephy answered. "Again! You need to stop trying to kill almost everybody, Sephy!" the nurse screamed. "What did you just call me?" Sephy growled, taking out his Masamune.