"So how are my little patients doing?" Tifa peeked from behind the curtains. Riku's head was wrapped up and he was wearing a neckbrace, Sora had a broken leg and several head injuries, Tidus was still unconcious, Wakka had to have an oxyen tank, and Selphie well, Selphie's just lucky she's alive. "I want my daddy!" Sora cries. "You're lucky your dad's not a murderer!" Riku throws a cup at him. "Did somebody say, 'Cloud Strife is the hottest guy on the planet that doesn't even have a name?" Cloud slides in behind Tifa. "Daddy!" Sora cheers. "And I know this guy?" Riku raises an eyebrow. "How's my little man doing?" Cloud asks Sora. "Horrible! Riku's dad tried to kill us again!" Sora pouts. "Again! Tifa, go get Mr. Sephiroth" Cloud points to the door. Tifa rolls her eyes and runs out the door, coming back with Sephiroth in under 20 seconds.
"You need something, Strife?" Sephy walks in and grabs the handle of the Masamune. "My son says you tried to kill him again!" Cloud answers. "It's called building character!" Sephy yells. "Why're you yelling!" Cloud yells back. "Because I can!" Sephy yells back. "Hello students and staff of Destiny High! This is Axel here saying, I'm the coolest guy here cause I'm so hot! I'm so hot, my friends call me the Heat Mizer!" Axel yells on the intercom. "Here we go again!" Cloud runs out the door. "So" Sephy turns to the kids. "Don't kill me!" Wakka jumps out the window of the three story window. "What? All I was going to do was apologize! Sheesh, kids these days!" Sephiroth shakes his head as he walks out the door. "So, what class do we have next?" Sora looks over to Riku. "Science" Riku answers. "Who's the teacher?" Selphie asks from her body cast. "Mr. Zexion" Riku answers. "At least he isn't the killer type"
After a few more minutes of healing, the group was back on track. "In case you're not the keyblade wielder or Riku for that matter, my name is Mr. Zexion and I'll be your science teacher" Zexion walks in the room and sets a briefcase down on his desk. Tidus raises his hand. "Yes?" Zexion turns to him. "How old are you?" Tidus asks. Zexion raises an eyebrow. "Anyways, we're going to be making a replica, like I did with Riku" he pulls some sheets off of a human like figure next to him. "Hi, I'm Riku" the replica waves his hand. "I'm Riku!" Riku stands up from his seat. "No, I'm Riku!" the replica shouts. "I'm Riku!" Riku slams his fist down. "Hi Riku!" Rikku slams open the door. "Get out of here Rikku!" the two shout. "Who's Riku?" Sora shrugs. "I'm Riku!" the two shout at him. "I'm the real Riku and Sora can prove it!" Riku points to Sora. "I can?" Sora tilts his head to the side. "Sora!" Riku stomps his foot.
"Hmm..." Sora looks at them closely. "I can't tell" Sora sighs. "What? I'm the one wearing the regular clothes!" Riku points to himself. "So am I, so I'm the real Riku!" the replica stomps his foot. "No I'm Riku!" Riku points. -A little later after class- "Why couldn't I keep the replica to put in my Riku shrine?" Sora groans. "Because I'm the rea- wait, what did you say?" Riku looked over to Sora. "Nothing!" Sora smiled. "So now what do we do?" Selphie plops down on swings. "This school is crazy, ya?" Wakka sits down on a bench. "Got that right" Tidus plops down on the ground.
"Nobody can defeat the Heat Mizer!" Axel runs by being chased by Cloud. "Come back here!" Cloud slows down and faints on the ground. "Does your dad need to go back to the wacky shack?" Tidus looks over to Sora. "He's supposed to go back in a few weeks" Sora sits against the wall. "Hey guys, what're we doing out here anyway? School's still in" Selphie asks. The others shrug. "We're going to be killed if we go back in there" Tidus looks over to her. "Ya know what guys?" Sora starts. Everybody looks over to him. "I dunno" he looks down. Suddenly, a shovel sticks out of the ground and throws the sand out of the way to Sora's face. "My eyes! They BURN like crazy man!" Sora starts to roll all over the ground. "Freedom!" Kadaj bursts out of the hole. "And you told me to hang in there?" Riku walks over to him. "I can't take Ansem's stupid lesson!" Kadaj plops onto the ground. "Welcome to my world" Riku smiles.
"Get back here, girl! You're not out yet!" Sephiroth chases Kairi out of the school. Vincent happens to jump out of one of the four story windows in his Galian Beast form and scare off some random kid. "Puppy!" Sora smiles. He changes back and looks over to him. "No!" he points. "Vinny!" Cloud automatically wakes up. "I'm outta here!" Vincent runs back into the school. "Hey, you kids are late for flouristing class!" Marluxia walks out of the doors. "You, have got, to be kidding me" Riku sighs. "Get in here!" Marluxia takes out his scythe. Everybody runs in, basically tripping all over each other. "We're going to be making flower wreaths!" Marluxia picks up a wreath he made himself. "Wake me up from this nightmare!" Tidus bangs his head continuously on his desk. "Aw, come on guys, they look kinda cute" Selphie smiles. "Of course there's something wrong with you, ya!" Wakka points at her. "And this guy's supposed to be the 'Elegant Assassin's Blade'? Yeah, right" Riku rolls his eyes.
"Guess what flowers going to use?" Marluxia asks. Everybody groans except Selphie. "We're going to use, roses!" he holds up a bouquet of roses. "Somebody kill me now!" Riku falls off his chair.