"Must, get, strawberry soda" Sora walks down the hallway like a zombie. He turns sharp corners until he stumbles upon the vending machine. Like himself, he walks right into it, still trying to walk. "Lets see" he goes through his pockets, searching for a dollar. He pulls one out of his wallet and sticks it in. It comes back out. "Go in!" Sora puts it back in, but the same thing happens. "Work you evil thing!" he keeps trying to put it in, but the same thing keeps happening until he finally kicks it. The machine goes crazy, basically spiting out sodas and gears everywhere. Sora tries to dodge them, but fails. Finally after being hit to the ground, one last soda shoots at his butt and the machine breaks down. "Great, another busted one!" Zexion walks by and sticks an 'Out of order' note on what's left of the machine, not even bothering to help Sora.
-A few minutes later- "Soda!" Sora kneels down before Riku, holding up the soda. "Sora, you don't know anything do you? I said Black Materia! Not soda!" Riku wacks Sora with a newspaper. "Lay off, Riku. He's not the smartest person when he's controlled, but he does try!" Selphie crosses her arms. "How hard is 'Black Materia!'" Riku sighs. "Black Materia!" Sora pulls something out of his pocket. "Sora, that's a black marble" Riku points. "Riku is not pleased?" Sora looks up. "No, I am not pleased" Riku answers. Sora totally breaks down and has an episode. "Why're here again, ya?" Wakka asks. "I told you, we're going to blow this school to bits and live happily back on the islands" Riku answers. "Actually, I meant why're we here, in your locker?" Wakka asks. "Because, my dad made my locker special. It's a complete room big enough for all of us to fit" Riku smiles. "Anybody wanna play Mario Bros. with me?" (I don't own that!) Tidus asks from the corner with a widescreen T.V. "How come you get all this?" Selphie asks. "Cause my dad loves me the most in the family" Riku answers.
"Where is the Black Materia anyways?" Tidus asks from the T.V. "It's in Strife's office, but only the staff can go in there. I heard it's tightly secured" Riku answers. "Then why send Sora?" Wakka asks. "He's the principal's son, he can get in anywhere. A few weeks ago, Sora shoplifted a bunch of candy off a store his dad owned, and he got away with it!" Riku complains. "Cannot please Riku!" Sora cries. "Oh fine" Riku waves his hand. "Woah, what happened?" Sora stands up, holding his hollow head. "We'll just have to get it ourselves" Riku jumps off his really really REALLY (Okay, maybe not that really) high throne like chair. "Candy!" Sora smiles, seeing the marble and eats it. As soon as he eats it, he starts to hold his neck and starts coughing. Everybody just watches as he starts rolling on the ground, turning an alarming blue. "Anybody gonna help him?" Tidus asks. Everybody shrugs. Sora keeps doing this until he lays flat on the ground, chest still, eyes rolled back, and mouth open. "So" Selphie clears her throat.
"Alright, alright!" Riku walks over to Sora. He bends down and cups Sora's mouth, bringing his closer and closer to his until...He gets up and runs out his locker door, while scaring some weird kid on the way out. "So, who wants to revive him?" Tidus asks. "Lets just get him to the nurses office" Selphie picks up Sora's ankles and drags him out the locker.
-Whereever Riku is- "And people thought I'd actually do that!" Riku walks around in the hallways. Suddenly, he spots Axel on the ground, holding his legs and looking completely freaked out. "What's your problem?" Riku looks down at him. "They took away...my weapons. The power of fire...GONE!" he yells, the hallways echoing his word. He scrambles in his pockets and finally pulls out a box of worn out matches. He picks up the last unused one and lights it. "Yes!" Axel shoots up. "Fire lives forever! Nobody can throw away the Heat Mizer!" Axel yells, still crazy. Riku tries to slowly back up as Axel comes at him, but finally turns around and runs. "Man get away from me!" Riku yells as Axel runs after him, covering the match with his hand so it doesn't go out.
-In the health office- "And that's what happened" Selphie finishes explaining to Tifa. "That's just like him, always eating something he thinks is candy. I mean, just last week I found him chewing several stuffed bears he thought were gummy bears" Tifa laughs. "He also ate my lip gloss sticks last week! I found him eating them in my bathroom and when he saw me, he took the ones he didn't eat and jumped out the window!" Selphie pouts, all of them completely forgetting that Sora's still not breathing. "Oh well. Lets get back to the matter at hand" Tifa turns to Sora. "Can you do anything for him?" Wakka asks. "Well, the only way to get that out, is to cut open his neck and take it out" Tifa takes something from out of the first aid kit. "Wouldn't it be easier to use the punch procedure?" Wakka asks. "Nah, I like this one better" Tifa starts up a chainsaw.
-However Riku is doing- Riku dashes behind a corner, trying to catch his breath. "That guy's got issues!" Riku thinks. He slowly peeks behind the corner while a hand creeps onto his shoulder. "AAAAHHHH!" Riku screams, feeling Axel grab him. "Come play with the fire!" Axel yells. "Get away from me!" Riku runs back around the corner. Once Riku thinks he's lost him in an empty part of the school, the blinds on the windows suddenly go down, blocking out the sun. The lights dim down and start to blink on and off. One of the doors behind him shuts automatically and a song comes on the intercom. "Here's a knife, here's a gun, here's some fun for everyone! Death's on the menu tonight!" the song says all happy like. Riku starts to twitch and backs up to the wall. Suddenly, something runs to him and he screams.
-Back at the health office- "All done" Tifa cleans the chainsaw. The other three are just sitting down on some chairs, completely shocked at what they just saw. Sora is back to normal except for the huge scar on his neck and the neckbrace he has to wear. "You should've just used the punch procedure" Wakka says. "Now that would be child abuse!" Tifa points a finger as she throws the chainsaw into a 'first aid' closet. Riku's scream echoes through the whole school and wakes Sora up. "Riku!" he screams, his voice really weak and bitter. "See, it works like a charm" Tifa smiles. "Must, save, Riku!" Sora rolls off the bed. "Sorry, sweetie. Thanks to the way I cut you open, you'll still have body problems" Tifa smiles. "NOOOOO!" Sora says quietly. "What was that, Sora?" Tifa puts a hand to her ear.