"Come on, have some tea!" Axel shakily holds a teapot in front of Riku who is tied up to a chair. "Uh, no thank you" Riku shakes his head. "But I made it extra hot!" Axel whines. "Why not try giving something hot to Vexen?" Riku asks. Axel starts to twitch angrily. "Because Vexen thinks he's soooo cool!" he yells. "Okay, okay!" Riku freaks out. Axel pours him some red looking water into his cup. "How do I know this isn't some type of poison?" Riku asks. "It's not!" Axel whines. "Well, just to check" Riku takes the cup with his very tightly tied fingers and hops the chair over to a plant nearby. "If this plant survives then I'll drink it" Riku explains. He pours it in and suddenly the plant catches on fire. "How hot did you make this again?" Riku backs away from it. "Extra HOT!" Axel nods. "And you made it like that with your match?" Riku raises an eyebrow. "YEP!" Axel yells. 'I seriously need to get those weapons back' Riku thinks as Axel overflows his cup.
-Wherever Sora is- "Must get to Riku!" Sora crawls on the floor. "Give it up Sora. We don't even know where he is. He just ran off when he was about to give you mouth to mouth" Selphie sighs as she and the others are sitting on Sora. "Mouth to mouth!" Sora freaks out. "How long does this school last?" Wakka asks. "Til five" Tidus answers. "In the afternoon?" Sora gives up. Tidus starts cracking up and rolling on the floor. "I wish!" he says between his laughing. "But we have to start getting ready at seven in the morning!" Selphie exclaims. "Oh well, our lives are over ya?" Wakka sighs. "Get offa me!" Sora shakes them off. "At least my snail can go faster than you can crawl!" Selphie pouts. "What're you kids doing? You're all late for ice sculpture class" Vexen comes walking along. "What the heck is ice?" Wakka asks. "It's frozen water and it's very cold" Vexen explains as he drags them all to the class room. "What is cold?" Sora asks (They live on an island! There's no such thing as 'ice' or 'cold') "This is!" Vexen freezes him. "Any other questions?" Vexen asks nicely. Everybody shakes their heads. "Good!" he shouts.
-Elsewhere- "How does it taste?" Axel asks. "I completely burnt my tongue! How do you think it tastes!" Riku cries. "HOT!" Axel yells. "How about some coffee?" Axel asks. "No darkin WAY, unless you have decaf" Riku answers. "Axel, what're you doing?" Zexion happens to walk in wherever they are. "Hiya Zexy! Wanna join our tea party?" Axel asks. "In the staff bathroom? You've got to be outta your mind" Zexion crosses his arms. "He is" Riku wiggles in the chair. "Do you know where they put his weapons?" Riku whispers. "Vexen has them frozen since nobody could really touch them" Zexion answers. "Then I have another job to do! Axel, do you want your weapons back?" Riku asks. "Yes!" Axel slumps on the table. "Then you have to come with me" Riku tries to wiggle out of the chains. "Yay!" Axel cheers. "Get me outta these things first!" Riku exclaims. "I'm outta here" Zexion walks out. "Wait! Don't leave me here with him!" Riku jumps after him.
-In room 1C3- "Why's it like this in here?" Tidus shivers. "It's an ice sculpture class. What do you expect?" Vexen crosses his arms. "Sora doesn't look like he's thawing out" Selphie looks over to the giant ice block near an airvent. "He'll cool off eventually" Vexen creates an ice block. "Today, we're going to learn how to sculpt a palm tree" he announces. "But I've never sculpted anything in my life, ya?" Wakka whines. "Too bad, you're gonna sculpt it and you are going to like it!" Vexen points. "Maybe Ansem was better" Selphie whispers to Tidus. "No kidding, maybe even Sephiroth" Tidus whispers back. "Do I need to put the both of you in my ice box?" Vexen asks. "This place is already an ice box!" a kid yells. "Don't talk back!" Vexen points at him and he explodes into a block of ice. "AS I was saying!" Vexen slams his fists down on the table. "Your tools will be this mallet and this pick" he passes them out.
-A few rooms away- "Weapons!" Axel screams. "Hold on! Yeesh, Sora is better than this" Riku hops in his chair until they make a stop. "Okay, untie me now" Riku says firmly. "Can't you hop without any troubles?" Axel asks. "Dude, I cannot do that" Riku tries to keep his cool. "Why not?" Axel asks. "Because we're at the top of the STAIRS!" Riku yells. "Fine, hold still" he tries to get the key out of his pocket when suddenly, he accidentally pushes Riku and he falls, he just falls down the stairs. "Sorry!" Axel calls down. "The time I really want my dad and he's not around" Riku complains. "Hey, I found an elevator" Axel smiles as he comes out of the elevator next to Riku. "You know I'm gonna kill you once I get out of here right?" Riku asks. "Um..." Axel starts. "Lets just keep going" Riku gets up and hops down the hall. "Is this it?" Riku asks as he stops at room 1C3. "Yes, and since we're here, I can rid of the traitors!" Axel says in a state or country of duty. "That you were supposed to do in Castle Oblivion about a month ago?" Riku looks up at him seriously. "I got invited to a party, I had to put it off!" Axel tries to excuse. "Put off til a month later. Lets get this over with" Riku bangs on the door.
-Inside- "I can't do it!" Tidus throws his tools to the ground. "Too bad!" Vexen says from his desk where he is reading the Daily Boring. "My f-fingers are turning black" Selphie tries hard to sculpt it. "Next time, bring some gloves" Vexen rolls his eyes. "What's wrong with Wakka?" Selphie whispers to Tidus. They both look over to him to see that he's frozen in this goofy position. "It's too late for him" Tidus shakes his head. Suddenly, the door is knocked down and Axel and Riku come in. "You!" Axel points to Vexen. "You!" Vexen points to Axel. "What's up with you guys?" Riku jumps over to them. "We're feeling one of natures weapons" Selphie holds her arms. "How come you're not freezing?" Tidus asks. "I've been with mister 'Heat Mizer' half the day! Plus, I'm too hot to be cool" Riku flips his hair back. "That's not fair!" Tidus pouts. "To you maybe not. Hey, use that pick to get me outta this thing" Riku turns around. While they're doing that, lets turn back to Axel and Vexen shall we? "It's time I get rid of the traitors" Axel rolls up his sleeves. "Traitor? Who was the one on the intercom an hour ago?" Vexen gets out his shield.
"Whatever, I came back for what's mine" Axel growls. "Try and take it!" Vexen smirks. Axel looks around hastily for his weapons until he sees them frozen in the back of the room. He puts his hand out to them and the ice starts to shake until it tips over. "Wait, hang on" Axel holds up a finger. "Come on!" Axel focuses harder. The ice starts to move slowly over to him. "Any day now" Vexen looks at the imaginary watch on his wrist. "Oh, this should be good" Tidus grabs a bag of popcorn as Selphie unchains Riku. "Or possibly the worst show in history. Where's Sora?" Riku asks. The two of them point to the airvent where Sora is cooling off. "I can't keep my eyes off him for one minute" Riku shakes his head. He puts a hand on it and it automatically melts. "Wet!" Sora screams. "Calm down" Riku rolls his eyes. "Riku!" Sora says with stars in his eyes, but Riku puts a hand in his face. "Tomorrow, I just had some tea" Riku says. "Fine" Sora pouts. "Riku, a little help over here!" Axel calls over. Riku walks over and puts a finger on it and the ice melts. "Hah! The Heat Mizer is back!" Axel holds up his weapons like a maniac.
"Heat Mizer or not, you still can't win against Mr. Icy Freeze!" Vexen powers up. "Boo!" all the students yell. "We'll just see about that!" Axel powers up. Soon, there's this crazy battle between fire vs. ice and a chicken Sora happen to throw in. "What was that for?" Riku looks over to him. "Maybe it'll come back fried, I'm hungry" Sora shrugs. "If it does, you have to share with me" Riku explains. Suddenly, a lightning bolt strikes the two of them. "Yeesh, kidnapped for one minute and the two of you are fighting each other, but none of you bother to come looking for me!" Larxene stomps in. "We're sorry" they both say like a little kid. "You two are lucky I don't tell Strife!" she smiles at her victory. "Or Mr. Valentine for that matter!" Sora jumps in. "And what happened to you kids? Vexen try killing you guys again?" she asks. "Eh sure" Selphie shrugs. "Well off to your next class!" she points out the door. They all run out, Sora holding the fried chicken in a bucket.