Maaaaaannnn, I really need to update some more!
"So whatcha doin?" Axel asks. "We're gonna blow up the school with the black materia, for the one millionth time!" Riku yells. "Why?" Axel tilts his head like a bird. "Do you want to be here?" Riku asks. "I get pai-" "Do you?" Riku cuts Axel off. "Well I kinda-" "Do you?" "But I get a free lun-" "DO YOU?" Riku yells. "No" Axel whispers. "One of us!" Sora cheers. "Well if Sora's gonna be in the group then of course I'll come" Axel tackles Sora down. "Happy Sora!" Sora smiles. "Great, so now we got a fire gu-" "That's MR. HEAT MIZER to you!" Axel cuts off Selphie. "So what can you do?" Tidus asks. "I can do this!" Axel crosses his arms behind his back and is able to bring them back over his head. The group just stares at him with a disgusted look, except for Sora who's looking at him with stars in his eyes. "What?" Axel looks around confused.
"Where's the weird haired kid?" Axel asks. "Wakka seemed dead frozen so we took him to the health office" Selphie answers. "He's not comin back is he?" Axel asks Riku. "Not a chance!" Riku chuckles. "So where to next?" Tidus asks. "Health. Maybe this class'll be easy" Riku shrugs. "Health! Xemnas is teaching that class!" Axel shouts. "Annnnndddd?" Selphie looks up to him. "He's evil!" Axel looks down at her. "So were you" Riku makes a point. "But I'm good now!" Axel smiles like a little school girl. "He's very good!" Sora huggles him. "Lets just get this over with, before I start to puke" Tidus opens the class door.
"Good afternoon, students. I am Mr.-" "Mansex!" Axel points from his seat. Sora starts crackin up while everybody else stares at Axel. "Axel, what have I told you about that and why're you in this class?" Xemnas tries to keep his cool while everybody sees him turning as red as a tomato or lobster, either one's gooooooood. "Um...I'm not smart?" Axel shrugs.
"You're smart enough to leave, aren't you?" Xemnas points to the door. Axel reaches into his coat pocket, takes out a hammer and throws it out the classroom window. "What did that have to do with anything?" Riku slams his fists down. "I dunno" Axel smiles. "Fine, you can stay in my class as long as you don't break anymore of my windows" Xemnas pinches the bridge of his nose. "Success!" Axel cheers. "Why the windows?" Tidus asks. "We're on a very low budget in this school" Xemnas answers. Suddenly, the window wall falls off the building, taking half the class with it and crashing down on some preschoolers who happened to be there. "Now das scary" Riku says in shock.
"In my class, you would expect to learn how to keep away from drugs, exercising, and keeping your self from getting a fat butt, am I right?" Xemnas asks. What's left of the class nods. "Well not today! We're gonna skip right to the horror stuff! The Reproductive System of Humans!" Xemnas smirks, slamming his hands down on the desk. "What's the reproductive system?" Sora asks. Xemnas smirks probably his smirkiest smirk in all that have smirked (Except Sephiroth).
-30 minutes later- "My eyes! They buuuuurrrrnnn!" Sora runs around covering his eyes. "Nobody said we were gonna WATCH where the baby comes out!" Riku huddles himself in a corner, holding his knees. "See how evil he is!" Axel points to Xemnas. "I am so not getting a boyfriend!" Selphie bangs her head on the wall. Tidus, he's been hurling in a trashcan since the second half of class. "Come on, people! It's totally normal! The system makes hearts, and the more hearts made, the faster Kingdom Hearts can be made!" Xemnas says evily. "Peewwww" Axel complains. "Yo, Xemnas? You got a dollar? I need it to get some chips" Demyx opens the door to the room.
"Demyx! Take us out of here!" Axel tackles him down. "Why?" Demyx tilts his head like a bird. Axel whispers something to him. "Everybody who wants out, come with me!" Demyx picks Axel up and runs out the door. "C'mon Riku!" Sora helps Riku up who is still in shock. "Maybe I should like Sora" Riku shudders.
"So this was our next class anyways?" Sora asks. "Exactly! I saved your butts!" Demyx smiles. "Demyx my friend!" Axel holds onto his legs. "So which class do you teach?" Sora asks. "Which class? Look around" Demyx puts his arms to the side. Sora looks around the pool room and shrugs. "Drivers ED?" Sora guesses. "You're that stupid?" Riku is about to slap the back of Sora's head, but sees his sad face and decides to let it go. "I teach swimming, duh" Demyx rolls his eyes.
"But, we already know how to swim" Tidus laughs. "Well in my class, we swim in a suprise emergency situation, like someone drowning. You see that dummy over there?" Demyx turns to the pool where a girl dummy is floating at the end of the pool. "You're gonna try and get it. Are you ready?" Demyx asks. "Hah! Piece of cake!" Tidus takes off his shoes and shirt as he walks to the pool. "Cake? Where? I want cake!" Sora looks around. "Get goin!" Demyx knocks Tidus into the pool with his sitar.
"What was that for?" Tidus yells when he resurfaces. "Hurry! You got about 10 seconds before the sharks come get you!" Demyx points to the doll. "The wh-" Tidus is suddenly dragged under and sharks can be seen where he was. "Now we have a surprise emergency. Would anybody volunteer to help Tidus out?" Demyx looks around. Everybody stays still and quiet. "That's my Demyx!" Axel smiles. "Kinda makes you wonder if that dummy is an actual girl" Riku whispers to Sora.