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"Oh, materia of darkness, hear my cries and shatter this pathetic school to bits!" Riku held up the Black Materia. "Can I get some fries with that?" Sora asked. "Sora, what did I tell you before?" Riku looked over to him. "No tackling on Mondays?" Sora shrugged. "No! I told you I needed silence!" Riku sighed. "You need silence?" Axel leaned against the door. "Yes!" Riku explained. "Please, we've been up on the roof for an hour now, are you sure you know how to work it?" Axel asked. "Oh yeah, Riku can work it!" Sora began to drool. "Sora, I told you before, not in public!" Riku whispered. "But really, do you?" Axel asked again. "You gotta wait for it first!" Riku walked back over to the edge. "For how long?" Axel asked once again. "I DUNNO KNOW!" Riku yelled out for the whole world to hear.
"I just wonder how my dad got this to work?" Riku looked at the black ball in his hands. "Maybe you have to eat it?" Sora suggested. "Well if we have to, you get to eat it" Riku looked back at him. "Yay, gumball!" Sora cheered. "This is no gumball, Sora. Trust me, Kadaj got gumballs and materia mixed up and he had problems for a week (Does this remind you of a CERTAIN story of mine...?). "I can't believe you guys ditched me!" Selphie burst open the door, nearly knocking Axel off the building. "I got twelve days of ISS thanks to you guys ditching me" she showed them the pink slip. "It was you who decided to follow along with us, so it's your fault!" Riku pointed. Selphie pouted and crossed her arms.
"Back to the materia problem" Riku looked back at the materia. "Maybe you should ask your pops what to do" Axel suggested. "Why would Riku ask some cereal on how to work the materia?" Sora looked up to Axel. Axel smiled and huggled him. "That's why I wuv you, Sora. It's cute to see you stupid" he swung him around. "Excuse me, but that's MINE!" Riku pointed to them. "You have to share!" Axel dropped to his butt and continued to hug Sora. "I feel so cuddly!" Sora stuck his tongue out in the cute way.
"Maybe you should ask your dad" Selphie tapped his shoulder. "Fine, alright!" Riku yelled, heading towards the door. And so, Riku walked down the stairs until he reached a mostly destroyed gym, where his brothers were playing hot potato with...a skull? "Where's dad's office?" Riku asked. "Hang on!" Yazoo tried to catch the skull, but dropped it. "Dammit!" Yazoo cursed. "Hah! You know the drill, Yazoo!" Kadaj laughed. Yazoo sighed and took a skeleton bone off the floor and stuffed it into his pants. He made a disgusted face, but managed to keep from heaving. "What...did...you need?" Yazoo turned to Riku, slowly.
"Dad's office?" Riku asked. "Over there" Yazoo pointed to a cave like hole in the wall. "Wow, okay" Riku nodded. "What'd you do to make dad happy anyways?" Yazoo asked. "I'm following in his footsteps!" Riku smiled proudly, just as Yazoo got hit with the skull. "You know what happens the third time, Yazoo!" Loz smiled. Yazoo turned back around, picked up the skull and opened not only his pants...but his underwear as well. "I'm goin!" Riku ran for the office.
Past the mile long cave pathway, Sephiroth was doing some paper work at his desk. "Dad?" Riku walked up to him. "Yes?" Sephy looked up from his paper. "How did you get the black materia to work?" Riku asked. "Now that I think of it..." Sephy crossed his arms and closed his eyes. -Back in the day- "Here's your gumball, oh sexy one!" Cloud put the dark materia into the crystal. "Oh, yeah. Thanks" Sepiroth flipped through some magazine pages. "All I remember was the place falling and your grandmother's head knocking me out" Sepiroth shrugged.
"Ewwee, grandmother" Riku shuddered at the thought of seeing her again for the holidays. "This is Cloud Strife!" Cloud yelled on the intercom. "To prevent the child injury and abuse, I have set up the random battle system to stop anybody seeking to destroy my school and to recover my black gumball!" Cloud said. "To prevent child injury? Random battles'll cause more death's than injuries in that order!" Riku sighed. "Try whatever you can, son. Just don't try to anything stupid" Sephy shook his head. "You got it" Riku walked out.
"He's always been my favorite" Sephy smiled. Riku ran through the halls when he's suddenly attacked by a behemoth. It wacks him with his tail, but doesn't damage him very much. "Where the heck did the number 20 come from?" he looked up at the white 20 come off him. Using the Way to the Dawn, he chops of its tail, damaging him by 40 more points. It stomps and waves the ground, but Riku was hanging in the air by his black angel wing and strikes him in the forehead. It automatically dies. As a winning pose, Riku throws the Way to the Dawn up into the air, brushes his hair back and then catches his weapon.
"I'm back!" Riku came through the door, panting. "Hi!" DarkV jumped in front of him. "Good lord!" Riku jumped back. "Where did she come from?" Riku yelled over to Sora. Sora smiled. "Demyx delivered this black and pink box to us, so I opened it!" he explains. "I'm a happy puppy vampire!" DarkV rolls over to Sora. "She's hilarious" Axel sat against the wall. "Got it memorized?" DarkV pointed to her head. "Hey! That's mine! Got it memorized?" Axel pointed to his head. "Well do you know how to use the black materia?" Riku asked. "I wish!" DarkV laughed. "We're doomed" Riku plumped to his butt. "You bet, dumbass!" Selphie stomped over to him.
"Nobody calls my Riku a dumbass!" DarkV turned into a wolf and charged at her, knocking her off the roof . "Puppy!" Sora huggles her. "I'm on sale for $20 on dCay" DarkV wagged her tail. Axel took out his wallet and counted his money. "Maybe Strife has the answer" Axel looked through his wallet. "All the way back there!" Riku yelled. "It's either the school or us. Got it memorized" Axel looked over to him as he put his wallet away.
DarkV changed back and took out her toy cellphone. "DarkV vampire power!" she started and pressed three buttons on it. "Make-up!" she pointed to the sky. In the end, she has wolf ears on the top of her head and a tail popping out of her pants. "What was that for?" Riku twitched. "I love Sailor Moon!" DarkV huggles her phone. "Are we ready?" Axel got up. "I dunno. Sora?" Riku looked around. "Aww, a Roxas plushie!" Sora picked up an Roxas plushie from DarkV's Panda Backpack of Doom. "How much for the plushie?" Axel whispered. "$20" she answers. "Done!" he hands her the money. "Selling a Roxas plushie is selling joy to people!" DarkV gave a thumbs up.