I want brownies!
"My bologna has a first name! It's R-i-k-k-y. My bologna has a second name! It's A-x-e-l-y. Oh, I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say. Cause Riku and Axel have a way with m-a-n-s-e-x-AY!" Sora sang. Riku looked at him with disgust and Axel giggled. "Why would you name your bolonga?" DarkV asked. "Cause it's fuuun!" Sora laughed. "Sora, that is it!" Riku growled. "No more love!" he pointed. "No more...love?" Sora's eyes got a big and teary teary. "No more!" Riku crossed his arms. Sora sunk to his knees and began to breathe heavily. "Tora?" DarkV leaned down to him. "Sora?" Axel walked over. Sora suddenly clutched his fists. "I HATE YOU RIKU! Go to friggin hell!" Sora screamed and then ran off in the opposite direction. "Sora, come back!" DarkV ran after him.
"I've never seen him so down in the dumpster" DarkV thought as Sora laid in the dumpster outside of the school. He snuffled and tried to keep from crying anymore. "Sora" DarkV hovered over him with her bat wings. He was chewing on a Riku plushie by the head part. "You okay?" she asked. He shook his head and bit the head off. "Oh gosh" she sweatdropped. "You wanna go get some ice cream?" she asked. He shook his head and started to chew on the head. "Uhh...wanna get some Wackdonalds?" she asked. He spit the head back out. "You wanna have Riku with you?" she asked. "RIKU'S A FRIGGIN BASTARD!" Sora yelled.
She thought for a moment...then a few minutes...Sora was starting to eat the stuffing in his plushie. "Hey guys" Kairi walked along. "You ruined my thinking!" DarkV pointed. "How's my Sorry?" she looked up to the dumpster. "Get lost!" he yelled. "Aww, does someone need a hug?" Kairi opened her arms and got closer to him until..."PEACE WITCH!" DarkV kicked her in the face and threw her to the top of the roof.
-Elsewhere- "Did you have to be so cruel to him?" Axel asked. "I'm tired of him telling people about what we do" Riku stomped down the hall. "Then that means," Axel thought, "I get him all to myself!" He started to giggle madly. "What's your problem?" Riku asked. "Nothin" Axel smiled. Riku raised an eyebrow.
-Back at the dump- Sora was starting to bite at his shoes, twitching madly. DarkV sat against the dumpster playing with her cellphone. 'Luna Prism Power! Make-up!' it started to make noises. She giggled and pressed more buttons. Outta the sky, something fell in front of her. "Huh?" she looked up from her phone. "White mini-jacket, black pants, spikey hair" she looked at him. "Cosplay time!" she cheered. "Oh gosh. I never knew gym could be so painful" he got up.
She stared wide-eyed at the boy before her. "Roxy!" she cheered. "Roxy? It's Roxas" he turned around. "Roxas my friend!" she hugged him. "Too tight! Too tight!" he screamed. "Have I got someone for you!" she beamed with confidence. "But I gotta get back to gy-" "NO YOU DON'T!" she screamed. "Ooooh, Sora" she called as he got up, chewing on what looked like a human leg. "Lookie who's here!" she pushed Roxas forward.
"By the makers of inflatable underwear" Sora gasped (What the heck?). "Woah, I'm lovin those eyes" Roxas gasped. "Where have you been all my life!" Sora tackled him. "Where have you?" Roxas rolled on the ground with him. "Oh this should be good" DarkV smirked.
-Elsewhere- "C'mon, stupid machine!" Demyx pounded on the vending machine. "I just want some chips!" he fell to his knees. "And how long have you been here?" Riku walked up to him. Demyx looked up with them with a huge waterfall of tears streaming down his face (Must be part of being a water Nobody). "Chips no come come" he pointed. "Aw, don't cry Demyx" Axel hugged him. "Gosh, all you have to do is kick" Riku kicked the machine. Nothing fell. "And if that doesn't work, you just" Riku broke the glass and stole a candy bar "break it and take it" he unwrapped it. "Oh, thank you" Demyx took some chips. "What happened to the other two that were with you?" he asked. "Selphie's probably at the hospital and Sora ran away" Riku answered. "Why?" Demyx asked. "I broke up with him" Riku shrugged. At that moment all was silent until Demyx slowly got up and..."HE'S ALL MINE!" he ran down the hall, Axel still holding on.
"The hell?" Riku stared at them. He sighed. "Guess I'll have to do this myself" he started down the hall.
-Wherever Sora and Roxas are- "I heard that some people express there words through hand motions" Sora smiled. "I do that a lot" Roxas smiled too. Hearts were floating around them. "Woah, watch me break the fourth wall" DarkV grabbed one of the hearts and ripped it. "What do you wanna do?" Roxas asked. Sora thought, losing even more brain cells if he still had some. "Lets go eat ice cream!" he cheered. "Alright!" Roxas cheered too. "Might aswell follow them" DarkV followed them to the cafeteria.
Once they got there, the place was deserted. "Yes! We have the whole place to ourselves!" Sora got behind the counter, Roxas following. "So what type of ice cream do you like?" he opened the freezer. "Sherbert or sea-salt" Roxas answered. "Me too!" Sora smiled before they started to huggle each other. "What about you?" Roxas turned to DarkV. "I lika da strawberry" she smiled. "Here ya go" Sora handed her a container full of it. "Thankies pankies!" she went over to a corner and started to eat.
-Back to Riku- "Man, this day is turning out to be a real drag" he walked down the hall. "Wouldn't be so bad to have some comedy relief somewhere" he thought. He looked out the hallway window to see a giant squid trying to take one of the buses. "That's not comedy!" he growled. "I wonder what Sora's doing"
-Back in the cafeteria- "We should hang out more" Roxas put away the ice cream containers. "True true" Sora nodded. "Now what?" Sora thought. "No, Sora! Don't hurt yourself anymore!" DarkV put her hand on his head. "To the beach!" she pointed to no where in particular. -So at the beach- Roxas and Sora started to roll around in the sand (Sora's got a huge influence on people) when all of a sudden, Demyx's sitar fell from the sky.
"Hiiiiiii!" Demyx came from behind the thing. "What're you doing here?" DarkV asked. "I came to sing Sora a little song of mine" he picked up his sitar. Out of nowhere came some strange techno like music. "Hatada hatada hatada hey! Playing my sitar everyday!" he started to dance around. "Hatada hatada hatada ho! Want to play? No no no" he waved his finger at them. "You made this song up in under 30 seconds didn't you?" DarkV asked. "Yep" he smiled. "I like my sitar! I like my sitar! I play the sitar, sitar, wherever I go! I like my sitar! I like my sitar! I play the sitar, sitar, wherever I go!" he started to jump around with his sitar.
"Butt thing?" Sora raised an eyebrow. "I love you!" Demyx jumped at him. "What the hell?" Roxas screamed. "And I love you too! I love the both of you!" Demyx huggled the both of them. Just then, two chakrams on fire nearly cut a spike off of Sora's head. Axel jumped off the roof, all cool style, until he crashed into the dumpster. "Those are mine!" he pointed. "You're mine too!" Demyx pointed. "Yes I am!" Axel ran over to them. "You're all gonna fit in my bishie closet!" DarkV laughed as the boys started to roll around int he sand, fighting over each other.