This chapter's a little (Or more) weird cause I just woke up. Pwease don't hate! (Hides in plushie corner)
Demyx, Axel, and Roxas stared hard at each other. "One" "Two" "THREE!" they laid their hands down. "Tie again!" Demyx sighed. "Told you rock, paper, scissors was a bad idea" Axel rolled his eyes. "Aw, c'mon guys. You can have me anytime of day" Sora said from his little chair in the cafeteria. "Besides, nobody ever wins at rock, paper, scissors" DarkV huggled her Roxas plushie. "Too tight! Too tight!" Roxas screamed from the "imaginary" force that was squeezing him"I'm gonna go get some candy!" DarkV got up and ran out the door.
-Wherever Riku is- "This day is starting to get real boring" Riku yawned. He was outside of the main doors. "Since Sora left, things have been reeeaaal quiet" he set his head in the palm of his hands. "Riiiikkkuuuu" a mysterious, but very close voice called. "Who's there?" Riku got up and looked around. A figure dressed in a black and pink sailor scout dress with a mask on jumped off a tree and fell onto a bench.
"OUCH!" they screamed. "I don't really feel like doing this, but since I'm already standing up, are you okay?" Riku walked over. "Um, yeah! Of course!" they got up and dusted themselves off. "Okay, um, oh yeah!" she jumped back. "Who're you?" Riku asked. "I am-" "Who're you?" "I am-" "WHO'RE YOU?" "I AM the Remix of Dusk!" she said. "No need to yell, just wondering" Riku crossed his arms.
"Well I'M here to tell you, that Sora doesn't need you anymore" she pointed. "Sora? Where is he anyway?" Riku asked. "I ain't telling you!" she crossed their arms. "Then what was the point of coming here?" Riku asked. "Puuuhhh" the figure thought. Suddenly, Riku was dashed at and hit in the head, making him go reeeaaalllyyy quiet.
-Back to the others- "I love candy" DarkV sat between the boys who're still trying to decide over Sora. "There's gotta be some way to do this" Demyx crossed his arms. "My mom says I'm special, but who's Ed?" Sora asked. The boys smiled and tried to huggle him at the same time, but bumped their heads hard enough it could've killed them. "This won't work out either" Axel sighed. "Why don't all of you spend the day with each other?" DarkV asked.
The boys thought and then cheered. "AXEL!" Saix burst through the doors. "Scary!" DarkV hid behind Roxas. "What do you want, wolfy?" Axel asked. "You took my moonstone again!" he pointed. "How many times do I have to tell you, I don't know where your stupid kidney stone is!" Axel pointed. "Oh now that's twisted" Demyx raised an eyebrow.
"Give it back!" he growled. "I don't have it, stupid!" Axel pointed. "Oh! The thoughts I'm getting!" Demyx screamed, holding his head. Saix ran at Axel and tackled him to the ground before picking up Roxas and running off with him. "NOOOOOOOO!" Demyx yelled. "WHYYYY!" Axel cried. "PIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Sora said for no reason.
"Well, looks like we're gonna be walking" DarkV sighed. "But I'm tired-" "I SAID WE'RE WALKING!" DarkV yelled. "Girl's got an attitude" Axel whispered to Demyx. "I'm telling Sonic and Zack you took their hair style!" she pointed at Axel. "To the idiot mobile!" Axel pointed to nowhere in particular.
Okay, so there wasn't really a car, just a small toy one DarkV just happened to pull out of her Panda Pack of Doom. "Can this go any slower?" Axel groaned. "Sorry, I"m running out of gas" she sweatdropped. "Gas? Looks like it's running on coffee if you ask me" Demyx looked at the coffee holder on the side of the car. "Coffee is evil!" she pointed. "This seat's giving me a butt cramp" Sora rubbed his ass. "Nice to know, Sora" she twitched. "Is this even allowed in school?" Demyx asked.
"Who cares? It's my car" she smiled. "IT'S A TOY!" Axel yelled. "Please, don't distract the driver" she smiled. "Can you at least put on some music?" Demyx asked. She flipped on the radio. "Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy joy joy! Happy happy happy happy happy joy joy joy!" it played. "Good lord!" she screamed. "At least it's over" Sora sighed in relief. "I don't think your happy enough! Happy happ-" but it was destroyed by DarkV shooting it with a gun. "Thank goodness" she laid her head down on the wheel.
"Look out for that kid!" Axel pointed. Out of nowhere, a kid was standing in the way. "Um lets see now...the break is...this one?" she stepped on one of the pedals. Instead of stopping like a normal car, it spead right into the kid who was trying to jump out of the way and killed him. "Oooh, it's the other pedal" she stopped on the pedal. "Oh man, we're in for it now" Sora covered his head. "Where'd you get your license?" Axel asked. "Ooooh, you need a license to drive a toy car?" she sweatdropped. "We're gonna be charged for hit-and-run" Demyx sobbed.
"No worries, there isn't a police in school!" she turned to him and patted his head. Out of random, a toy police car driven by Xigbar happens to come along. "This story's gettin weird" Axel twitched. "Hang on guys!" she stepped on the pedal. And so, she sped down the hall, hitting-and-running anybody who got in her way.
-A few minutes and places later- "In here!" she bailed out of the car with the boys to a room. "Oh now this is great! We're about to be arrested and we're nowhere close to where Roxas is" Axel groaned. "What're you guys doing?" Zexion walked over. "We're looking for Roxas" Demyx said. "I want my Roxy poxy" Sora whined. "Saix just ran by a few minutes ago with Roxas down the hall" he pointed to where he just came from. "Told you we were close" DarkV looked up to Axel.
"Les go!" she started down the hall until..."There you guys are!" Luxord grabbed her arm. "Bloody murder! Bloody murder!" she screamed. "What do you want?" Axel asked. "I teach a CSI class and I need some more kids, duh!" he explained.
"We're not kids" Demyx crossed his arms. "How long have you guys been Nobodies?" Luxord asked. "Oh...geez, when I was killed, I was like, what, 17?" Axel guessed. "Yeah...and I was just, 15?" Demyx guessed. "But," Axel started again "we've been in the Organization for how long? 200 years?" he guessed. "That's old" Sora pointed. "At least we look young, unlike some people!" Demyx looked over to Luxord. "Just get your asses in here" he growled and pulled them all in. Uh! OH!