"This class makes me wanna hurl" Axel groans. "Shut up!" Luxord yells from the front of the class. "You said this was CSI" DarkV starts. "Yes I did" he nods. "Where's Grissom?" she yells. "Not that type of CSI!" he yells back. Next to her, Demyx was making spit balls and spitting them at the kid next to him. "Teacher!" the kid raises his hand. "What do ya want?" he turns to him. "This weird guy's spitting spit balls at me!" he pointed at Demyx. "Am not" Demyx spits another one into the kid's face.
"Demyx get a job!" Luxord yells. "You're not the boss of me!" Demyx sits up. "I'm the teacher!" Luxord makes a point. "Well I'm higher ranked!" Demyx crosses his arms. "Just by one digit!" Luxord points. "Or your whole life" Demyx smiles. "Oooooh, you got dissed!" Axel spits his tongue out at Luxord. "Out into the hall!" Luxord points. And so, Demyx is forced out into the hall with Luxord following. "What do they do out in the hall anyways?" DarkV asks. "You've never been out there?" Axel asks.
"Nope!" she smils. "Well..." Axel says as they both turn to the door. Through the blurred glass, the outside seemed to turn red, screams of pain could be heard, and last but not least, to add some drama and overreaction, Demyx's hand slides on the glass. "I think I'm gonna cry" she huggles her Axel plushie. "Could you loosen your grip a little?" Axel asks.
Finally, Demyx and Luxord come back in. Demyx looks like he got hit by a train for some reason. "What'd he do to you?" she asks. He shakes his head and mumbles something about "knowing what a hangover feels like." "Poor Demyie!" she hugs him. "Sit down!" Luxord points. "Shut up!" she turned into her wolf form and jumped at him. After the brutal, yet fun, attack, she changes back and smiles, carrying one of Luxord's cards in her mouth.
"Have fun?" Axel asked. "Yep!" she smiled. "To Roxas!" she pointed to the door.
-Elsewhere- "Oh my gosh" Xemnas walks into the teacher's lounge and sits down at the table where some other Organizat-I mean, teachers, are. "What's up with you?" Xigbar asks. "A bunch of the kids in my health class were making fun of the anagram of my name" he answered. "Mansex" Marluxia giggles. "At least I don't carry around a pink scythe!" Xemnas points which automatically makes Marluxia shut up.
"Well...Are you gellin?" Xigbar asks. "Am I what?" Xemnas looks over to him. "Are you gellin?" he asks again. "Gellin?" Xemnas asks. "Here, it's like this" Xigbar gets up and makes Xemnas get up and brings him over to a wall. "See you cross your arms like this" he crosses his arms, "then you lean against the wall" he leans toward the wall, "and then you're gellin!" he finishes.
"That's stupid" Xemnas raises an eyebrow. "Like you are!" Marluxia laughs. "Flower power!" Xemnas points. Marluxia shuts up. "So you try it!" Xigbar says. Xemnas crosses his arms, but when he tries to lean against the wall, he nearly falls to the ground. "This is gonna take a while" Xigbar sighs.
-Anyways- "So what class does Saix teach?" DarkV asks. "I forgot" Axel crosses his arms as they walked. "Isn't it animal science?" Demyx guesses. "Is that even real?" Axel asks. "Iunno" he answers. "This day's just not gonna end" DarkV sighs.
-Elsewhere again- "Let's check in here" Seifer opens a door (Had to put him in there somewhere). In there, Seifer in his gang find something moving in a bag. "What's that?" Fuu asks. "Maybe another one of those hamster things" he undoes the rope around the opening. "Well, it could be a person, y'know?" Rai says. "What have I said about your 'y'know' problem?" Seifer points. "Finally!" Riku gets up and runs out the door. "Weird" Seifer raises an eyebrow.
-Whatever- DarkV collaspes. "What's your problem?" Axel asks. "I'm hungry" she groans. Luckily for her, a candy machine was right next to her. "Yay!" she gets up and chooses some chips (Chips in a candy machine...?). Unfortunately, it doesn't come out. "Where's a key when you need one?" she yells. She looks over to Sora. "You've been awfully quiet lately" she just happens to notice.
He giggles a little for some reason. She walks over to him and uses the Keyblade to open the door. "How'd you do that?" Demyx askes. "I can do anything!" she smiles as she throws the key back to Sora. "To the animal science room!" she points down the hall. The others start to head that way when she just opens a door right next to the candy machine. "This way guys" she waves.
"Saix!" Axel yells. Inside, Saix is reading the newspaper at his desk. "What?" he asks. "You know what! Where's Roxas?" Demyx asks. "Oh, he's over there" he nods over to a corner of the room. Roxas is being hung by a rope in the ceiling over some wolves that're trying to bite at him. Axel throws his chakrams and cuts him down, but that wasn't the best idea because Roxas was starting to get bit at.
"Sorry!" Axel calls. He ran in and carried Roxas out with the others. He set him against the wall while they panic like there's no tomorrow. "Now what do we do?" DarkV screams. "CPR!" Demyx guesses. "I don't know how!" Axel says. Demyx looks around and finds a CPR poster. He takes it off the wall and puts it over Roxas's face. "What good will that do?" DarkV raises an eyebrow. He shrugs. "To the nurse!" she points down the hall.
"Roxas!" Sora yells as Roxas lays on the bed. "You've been too quiet" Axel looks over to Sora. "No, I keep forgetting he's with us, that's all" DarkV rolls her eyes. "Howdy!" Tifa slides in. "Fix my Roxy!" Demyx points to him. "Hang on" she goes looking through one of the cabinets. "Here we go!" she takes out some AEDs. "Wait a second!" DarkV waves her arms. "What?" Tifa asks. "Do you have any money?" she asks. Tifa hands her 24 gil. "Yes!" she cheers.
"HOLD ON A SECOND!" Riku busts open the door. "Riku!" Axel turns to him. "Riku!" Demyx turns to him. "Piku?" Sora turns around. "Uh, oh" DarkV sighs. "You!" he points to DarkV. "Wha?" she steps back. "You tied me up in a potato sack and left me in the janitor's closet!" he yells. "How'd you know it was me?" she asks. "Cause you're wearing the same outfit 'Remix of Dusk' was wearing" he points. "Can't help that I like a Sailor suit" she smiles.
"What do you want?" Axel asks. "What is rightfully mine!" he walks over to Sora. "Goway!" Sora waves his arms. "Sora?" Demyx and Axel gasp. "SORA!" Roxas automatically shoots up without Tifa having to use the shocky things. "Aw" she walks away. Riku lifts Sora's shirt and points to his back. "Property of Riku" DarkV reads the tattoo.
"Oh yeah" Sora blushes. "How'd he get that?" Roxas asks. "Some guy thought Sora was real estate, so I marked him for safety" Riku shurgs. "It hurt!" Sora groans. "Sora is my property and he has to do what I say!" Riku growls.
"Why should I? You were being mean!" Sora pouts. Riku throws him to the ground. He tosses the black materia a few inches away from him. "Sora, bring me the black materia!" he points. "Yes, Riku" Sora edges over to it. "Oh, that's so not fair" Axel crosses his arms.
Sora gives Riku the black materia. "Stand up" Riku commands. Sora gets up and salutes him for some reason. "What's up with Roxas?" DarkV turns to Roxas who's standing on the bed. "Roxas?" Axel steps forward. "Jump out that window" Riku points to the window. Both Sora and Roxas run over and break through the window. "NOOOO!" Demyx falls to his knees. "What did you do to Roxas?" Axel shakes Riku. "Child abuse!" Riku screams which automatically makes Axel stop.
"I don't know. I meant for Sora to jump out the window, but if anybody else wants to join him, go right ahead" he nods to the window. "You better hope he's still alive when we get down there, or else my chakrams are goin up your butt!" Axel growls. "Child threat!" Riku screams. "You're so unfair" Axel crosses his arms. "No, I'm just younger than you" Riku spits his tongue out.
"We can't just stand here while Roxas and Sora could be dying down there!" DarkV looks out the window. "I can" Riku crosses his arms. "I said, WE can't stand here, which includes YOU!" she backs him up to the wall. "To my car!" she points to the hallway only too see he car being towed by Zexion. "Oh man, and I had data for next fanfic in there" she sighs. "You had what?" Demyx looks over to her. "It's gonna be really cool too. Meh, crap happens. To the stairs!" she smiles.