A Collection of Yuffie

by Hirosikata

As the title suggests, this is a collection of Yuffie oneshots and drabbles with many male characters and by herself. My entries for the fanfic100 challenge at LiveJournal. [complete]

49. Purple Clothes

Title: Purple Clothes
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Yuffie, Jack Sparrow
Prompt: #16 Purple
Word Count: 125
Rating: G
Summary: Not even Jack Sparrow.
Author's Notes: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Jack Sparrow was a funny man. That could not be denied. But, Yuffie was now staring at the man in a mix of humor and horror. "J-jack," she stuttered, "I don't think that purple is your color."

Jack spun around, "Are you sure, love. I think that I look excellent."

Yuffie practically retched, "Please take it off!"

"If you wish it, love," Jack complied and started to take off the purple ensemble… right in front of her.

"Not here!"

"Are you sure?"

"Positive!"

"Then," he turned in a huff, "I shall be back."

Yuffie rolled her eyes. Nothing looked worse on Jack than a purple billowy shirt, purple pants, a purple bandana, and even purple shoes… that is, until he came back…completely dress in pink.