Sorry peeps for the long wait, my computer broke. On with the madness!
"Poxas?" DarkV looks over a dazed Roxas. "Sora, get off your ass. You know you head's harder than diamond, right?" Riku looks over Sora (You might want to try and make sense of all that). "I want my mommy!" Sora starts to tear up. "Don't cry!" Roxas huggles him. "Cute" Axel chuckles. "So now what? We still got school to finish?" Demyx asks. "Puuuhhh" Sora starts. "Attention students!" Cloud's voice comes over the intercom. "We're having an early dismissal today, due to some monster problems and RIKU YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY BLACK MATERIA BY TOMORROW OR ELSE casualties. But you better get ready for the rest of the year, it's gonna be full classes! Now get lost"
The group looks at each other. "Well I'm going home" DarkV releases her wings and flies off. "See you guys tomorrow?" Riku asks Axel and Demyx. "We work here. Got it memorized?" Axel waves his hand as they both walk away. "Hey guys!" Kairi comes running out of the school. "Just when I thought she was gone" Sora groans. "How was your guys' first day? Mine was a blast!" she smiles her life stealing smile. "I gotta go" Roxas gets up and runs. "C'mon Sora, lets go wait for the bus on the other side of the island" Riku grabs Sora's arm and drags him to the other side. "If we have one" Sora shrugs.
-The next day- Sora's sleeping peacefully in his bed when..."Waaaake up Destiny Islands! It's a beautiful day as usual in the islets. Clear skies, blue ocean, giant squid trying to eat little kids, the usual!" Sora's radio boomed on. "And I was just about to pour noodles on Riku's head" Sora threw the clock at his closet. "My head!" somebody yells from the closet.
"Okay, boogie man! It's time to settle this!" Sora summons the Keyblade and walks over to the closet. Cautiously, he opens the closet to find…."AHHHHH!" Sora jumps back and scoots as far as he can to the wall. "Hi!" Axel waves. "You're the boogie man who's been in my closet since I was four?" Sora asks. "Eh….Sure why not" Axel smiles.
"What up my spikey little nimrod who I don't own so the strict weirdo people can't sue me!" DarkV smiles. "You're the boogie man in my closet?" Sora raises an eyebrow. "One: I'm a GIRL. Two: Get a job! Three: The real boogie man took a vacation, he'll be back next month" she explains. "I told him no off time until I can prove to my parents he's real!" Sora growls.
"Let me out!" Demyx yells. "Noooo, you said you'd be the test subject" DarkV smiles. Yep, Demyx is stuck in a huge container. "What's that for?" Sora asks. "We're gonna try to change the weather, so we don't have to go to school" Axel presses some buttons. "Coolies!" Sora walks over.
Weirdly, it starts to snow in the container. "Wait! I wanna live!" Demyx cries. "You're just daydreaming" DarkV laughs. "I need clothes!" Sora yells. "Wear these!" Axel throws some clothes at them. "They're Roxas's" Sora looks at them. "Roxas has clothes" Axel smiles innocently.
-Elsewhere- "These are Sora's clothes!" Roxas yells.
-Back to Sora's place- "That was fast" DarkV looks around. "Heat Mizer heeeeelp! Heat Mizer heeeeelp!" Demyx cries. Out of complete random, the doorbell starts to ring every five seconds. "You gonna answer that?" DarkV asks. "My parents are here, they can answer it" Sora starts to put on Roxas's little dresses. "Ugh, I'm dying" Demyx groans from the container filled with snow. "
"I said you'll live!" Axel hits the container. "If I freeze, you'll have to hand me over to Vexen!" Demyx says persuasively. Automatically, Axel breaks the container and Demyx falls out nearly frozen. "Oh joy" DarkV shakes her hands in sarcasm. The doorbell rings even louder. "GO GET THE DOOR!" DarkV kicks Sora out the door.
So Sora mumbles all the way to the front door. "What do you wan-" but Sora is hit in the face with a box. "Lookie what I got!" Sora giddily comes back into the room. "What?" everybody asks. Sora opens the box only to have his smiley idiotic face change to absolute horror.
"Uniform" his voice echoes. "My ears!" DarkV screams. "Now that's the ultimate evil in the world" Axel shudders. Demyx randomly breaks free of the ice and starts to cry bloody murder. "Well at least we don't have to wear them" Axel shrugs and Demyx stops. But Axel obviously spoke too soon as a two more boxes broke through Sora's window.
"Oh friggin piece of sh-" "Lets move it along people!" DarkV steps in front of Axel.
-At school- "My clothes feel weird" Sora feels the collar on his shirt. "Sucks for you! We don't get uniforms at my school!" DarkV laughs. "Then why are you wearing one?" Tidus asks (That's right people, he's back). "These are coolies" she looks down at her tank top shirt with a blue tie and matching skirt.
"Well mine's bothering me" Sora groans as he looks at his business like shirt with jean pants. "It's cute, I thought of it, get over it!" DarkV pokes at him. "Where's Riku?" Selphie asks. "Iunno, he wasn't at the bus stop this morning" Sora shurgs. "What if Cloud got him, ya?" Wakka asks. "Why's he with us anyway?" Sora turns to DarkV. "Iunno, thought for sure he died"
Suddenly, some stomping and what sounds like a demonic growl echoes down the hall. "What was that?" Sora gets behind Wakka. "I dunno, ya?" Wakka raises an eyebrow. The stomping gets closer and closer until…"There you are!" Sora smiles cheerfully. "WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!" Riku yells. "Nice outfit" DarkV giggles at his female uniform. "Don't even get started with me!" he points at her. "Are you at least wearing shorts under that thing?" Tidus asks. "Who needs shorts when you can wear pants?" Riku crosses his arms. DarkV raises an eyebrow. "Who wears pants on an island?" And that's when the first bell rung...
-In first period- "Hello everybody" Ansem walks into the room. "Heeeey, you're not Ansem" Sora points. (Remember peeps, I wrote this story before KH2 came out. Nobody knew who the real Ansem was). "That was Xehanort yesterday. I'm the real Ansem" he explains. "Great, even he doesn't shut up about darkness!" Riku bangs his head on the desk.
"Did somebody say darkness?" Xehanort busts in through the back door. "The hell do you want?" DarkV yells. "I'm your student teacher!" he smiles. "No, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOO!" Riku yells. "Today, we'll begin the talk about the heart" Ansem draws a heart on the board. "Maybe this won't be so bad after all, ya?" Wakka shrugs. "And Darkness!" Xehanort shouts. "DAMMIT!" Riku screams.
-Later- "Well that was a load of packed crap for crap" Selphie groans. "Got that right" Tidus walks beside her. "Are my ears bleeding?" Riku looks over to Sora. Sora tilts his head and nods. "Thought so" Riku takes out some tissue and stuffs it into his ears. "At least you survived that period. Cloud said we were gonna have full periods today" DarkV smiles. "Do you even go to this school?" Selphie asks. Everybody stops and looks at DarkV. "Obviously not. I just want to follow my favorite guys" she smiles. "And torture us?" Sora asks. "That too" she nods. "Great" Riku groans. "Would you rather have Kairi?" DarkV growls. "On to lunch!" Riku takes hold of DarkV's and Sora's hands.
-At lunch- "Another poupu burger" Sora looks under the bun. "I got chocobo soup" Selphie hides under the table from the chocobo sitting in a bowl of water. "I got some fruit snacks and punch!" DarkV holds up what she got. "How'd you get those?" Riku asks as he fends off against his lobster and cheese. "Hello? Vending machines over there" she points to the back of the room. Everybody looks back and sweatdrop like the idiots they were. "Can I sit with you guys?" Roxas walks over. "Of course!" DarkV pushes him into a chair between Sora and Riku.
"Heeheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee" Sora giggles. "Now that's freaky, ya?" Wakka asks. "What is up with you and that "ya?" stuff! That's probably why they put Rai in KH2 so that we didn't have to hear you!" DarkV shouts. "Rai?" Selphie raises an eyebrow. "And you!" DarkV points to her. "There's a reason they put Fuu in KH2 you know. You talk to much!" DarkV finishes. "That is soooo true" Sora thinks back to a year ago.
-Even more later- "Welcome back to art class idiots" Vincent says right up front. "Now that's just mean" Roxas pucks out his lower lip. "He's always like this" Tidus whispers. "Don't think I didn't hear that either" he walks over to the art supplies. "Today we're going to be making wire sculptures" he takes out a loooooooooooooong string of wire. "Wire sculptures?" Sora tilts his head. Everybody looks over to DarkV. "Don't forget to where your goggles!" she slaps some on her face. "Why?" Riku asks.
-Minutes later- "AHHHH! My EYE! My friggin EYE!" Riku screams in pain. "I told you" DarkV shrugs. "This is so frigging hard to bend!" Sora tries to bend his string of wire. "Maybe it's because you're jumping on it" Selphie watches as Sora jumps on his wire. "Ah! Think my hands' bleeding" Roxas shakes his hand. "Come with me" Vincent walks over to Roxas's desk and leads him to the back of the room. "Vincent waaaaaaaait!" DarkV calls. He glares back at her. "You forgot this!" she stands up in her chair and tosses him a shot. He catches it and turns his attention back to Roxas.
"What's he gonna do?" Sora asks, starting to shake all over. DarkV looks back at him, only to realize the whole class is looking at her. "Whaaaaaaaat?" she groans. "You'll see" she shrugs and turns back around to her work. -A few minutes later- Vincent helps Roxas back to his seat and then heads back to the front of the room. "Roxas, ya?" Wakka pokes at the vedy vedy VEDY pale Roxas. He looks up at him and then bangs his head back down on the desk.
"Oh, creepy" Riku holds a tissue to his barely bleeding eye. "I'm creeped out now" Sora sinks back in his chair. He looks over to Vincent, only ro see him put a capsule full of "red liquid" into his briefcase. "I think I'm gonna-" "Not while I'm still at risk!" Riku puts his hand over Sora's mouth. "Somebody help us!" Tidus screams. "This room is barely sound proof, don't think help'll be arriving anytime soon" Vincent flipped through his magazine. Suddenly, Roxas automatically falls out of his chair and everybody just stares at him. After about 5 minutes, everybody starts to freak out.
Zexion, who just happened to be walking by, looks inside the little window on the door to see some students trying to break the plastic windows, others trying to dig their way out with some spoons, and Vincent talking to Riku, then taking him to the back of the room. "I wish I was in the guy's class. He's letting them do whatever they want" Zexion sighs then walks along.
-In the teachers lounge- "I said stand up straight maggot!" Xigbar yells. "Please, I'm too tired and my arm is splitting from the inside" Xemnas groans. "No! We're going to do this day and night, time after time, until you get it right! Now stand up!" Xigbar commands. Xemnas stands up, mumbling something about him ordering people around since he's the leader. "No lean!" Xigbar points to the wall. Automatically, Xemnas hits the wall and falls to the ground. "Wrong again!" Xigbar yells. "Oh this never gets old" Marluxia snickers.