This chapter has absolutely nothing to do with the Marauders; nonetheless, I am including it. This chapter is dedicated to Jhonen Vasquez.
Chapter Eleven
Going Crazy
"Hello there readers. I am Filler Bunny and I am here to tell you about…All's Fair in Love and War." A small, pink bunny said, wringing his hands.
"Honestly, I don't know much about this story. I am only here because they have my wife and children hostage. They told me if I didn't tell you about this story, they are going to kill them so I'll just keep talking and pray they don't shock me again." Filler Bunny whispered.
"Well, anyways, this story is about the Marauders and their friends. So far in this story, Cara and Sirius have fought, James and Lily have fought, and Remus and Madison have fought. But, everyone seems to work things out in the end. Well, just before the dance, something big happens. You see, Lily is walking down the hall when…" Filler Bunny was cut off as a guard walked in with a stun-gun.
"That's enough, Bunny." They guard said as he shocked poor little Filler Bunny until he could hardly move.
"AHHHHH! THE PAIN! OH GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Filler Bunny shrieked as he tried to stand up. He crawled over to a chair and sat down. "Yes…well, I suppose you will just have to keep reading to find out what happens. Can I go home now?" Filler Bunny asked.
"No." The guard said.
"What about my family!"
"NO! Now, readers. Read about the one they call 'Happy Noodle Boy'."
Now we join Happy Noodle Boy and his trip to the park. The small, stick figure was walking down the street when he saw a homeless man.
'You there! SMELL MY CHEETOS OF DOOM! SMELL THEM! CATS GO MOO! DOGS GO CLUCK! YOU HAVE NO HOME AND I EAT POP-TARTS!" Happy Noodle Boy shouted as he walked past him. He continued his way to the park. When he arrived, after jumping in front of a few moving vehicles. He grabbed a box and stood on it.
"HUMANS! LISTEN TO ME! I SPEAK WORDS OF WISDOM AND TUNA! AHHHHH! DEAR GOD! I HAVE NO TOES! WHY DON'T I HAVE TOES? AHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE NO FINGERS! I HAVE NO GENDER-DETERMINING FEATURES! YOU! COW! DO YOU HAVE FINGERS OR CHEETOS! POP-TARTS! DOGS DO NOT EAT UMBRELLAS! CHILDREN ARE MONKEYS!" Happy Noodle Boy screamed.
"Daddy! Daddy shoot the crazy man!" A little boy said.
"Alright son." The father replied as he pulled out a gun.
"AHHHHHHHH! ALL OF YOU SMELL OF STINK! ALL OF YOU! GO NOW AND COVER YOURSELVES!" Happy Noodle Boy screamed as the father aimed. Then, the father pulled the trigger and shot Happy Noodle Boy through the head.
"What a perfect way to end a fucked-up day." Happy noodle Boy said as blood dripped out of his stick-figure head.
Yeah…like I said…Chapter 12 will be out soon…don't worry.