-twitches- Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and ReChain of Memories -giggles madly- They better come out in America! If they don't, there's gonna be trouble!
"Ugh, my back!" Sora groans as he carries Roxas's body on his back. "It's called, body lifting! It's almost like weight lifting, but you're carrying a body on your back!" DarkV makes up a weird excuse. "Riiiight, ya" Wakka looks away. "Wakka, why don't you find a nice ditch and lay there until I come and kill you, with my cold, dead-" "There'll be plenty of time for that later" Riku cuts DarkV off. "But I'm booooored!" she throws her arms up.
"Hopefully Axel will have something fun for us to do" Selphie sighs. "Yeah, if he's not obsessed with matches and flammable items" Riku rolls his eyes. "Hey, what did Mr. Valentine do to you back there anyways?" Sora asks. "Gave me an ice pack for my eye" he answers. "Why?" Tidus asks. "He said my darkness was cool and he doesn't like the light" Riku shrugs. "So that's why he took Roxas's-" "We're here!" DarkV stops at the door.
"Hey Axel!" Sora walks in with the rest. "Howdy peeps" he waves from his desk. "What're you looking at?" Riku asks as everybody walks over to his desk. "This clip from KH2" he points to his laptop. "See, in this one, I catch on fire, but in this same clip from a different version," he switches to another clip, "I don't! What's up with that?" he growls.
"I want to explain, but then again, I don't" DarkV shakes her head. "Fine, be that way and take your seats" he points. Everybody takes their seats only to notice they're siting in ashes. "What is all this?" Selphie starts to tremble. "Oh, I got bored reeeeaaaal, fast" Axel gets up from his seat. "What the hell is wrong with you man!" Riku yells. "Absolutely not-What the heck happened to Roxas!" he shoots his attention to the pale body still on Sora's back.
"Well, uh, Mr. Valentine did some things and, here he is" Sora smiles cheeseily. Man, he hasn't done that in a loooong time. "Roxy why!" Axel picks Roxas up and shakes him. "Uh, my head..." Roxas groans. "I know what'll wake him up!" Axel sets him down on his desk. He takes out one of his chakrams and slips it under Roxas's butt.
"Now wait a minute!" Riku shoots up. "I said it'll wake him up, not make him feel better!" Axel points. And so, behold the words that described Axel's chakram catching on fire and burning Roxas's butt once more.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You friggin PYRO!" Roxas turns around and yells in Axel's face. "All better" Axel pushes him off his desk. "Today we're gonna be making...Paopu Cakes!" Axel tosses a cook book on his desk. "Paopu cakes?" Riku raises an eyebrow. "Got it memorized?" Axel asks.
"Is that supposed to be like a pineapple cake or a strawberry cake or something?" Roxas asks. "Absolutely yes. Now go get your coats...I mean aprons" Axel points to the wall with the "aprons-coughcoughcoatshackcough."
"Okay, we don't have enough supplies for every individual because Cloud isn't rich, so partner up before I partner you guys with people you probably hate, you got 10 seconds" Axel waves his hands. Everybody scrambles for the person they want to be with, but partners probably weren't the best idea. Wakka and Selphie were fighting over Tidus, Riku and Sora were tug-a-waring over Roxas, and some kid was paired was with a guy who was really rude.
"Rude's just here to observe people, he's not a partner, he's a Turk" Axel points his chakram at the kid who chose him. Sora eventually wins the fight with Roxas because Riku gave up. "You wanna be my partner?" Riku asks DarkV. "Hmmm...Nah! I gotta get back to writing my fanfics" DarkV gets up from her chair. "But aren't you typing it right now!" Riku starts to raise his voice. "Uhh..." she shrugs. "How're you here if you're supposed to be writing the-" "Don't break the the fourth wall" she cuts him off. "See Yaaa!" she waves as she leaves.
"Ouch, looks like you don't have a partner" Axel walks over to Riku. "No..." Riku starts to pout. "Well, no friggin worries, you can be with..." -looks over to Selphie and Tidus- "Too lovey stupid" -looks over to Wakka and some kid- "Weird enough" -looks over to Roxas and Sora playing bones, papercut, gash- "Roxas and Sora!" he points over to their table. "Coulda done better" Riku sighs.
So they start their projects. "It says one cup of milk, we got that right?" Roxas asks. "Right here" Riku sets the cup and carton on the table. "Riku always has milk with him. It keeps his hair bleached" Sora points to Riku, only to see him glaring back at him. "Don't eat me!" Sora covers his head. "Focus, peeps" Roxas sweatdrops. "Do we have the paopus?" Riku asks. "You know what we should do with them after this-" "Shove it" Riku says as Sora sets the paopus on the table. "That sounds like it would hurt" Sora twitches.
Riku starts mixing the usual cake ingredients while Roxas reads out the directions and Sora cuts the paopus. "Ouch!" Sora shakes his hand. "You cut yourself again?" Roxas asks, clearly not surprised. "It's not my fault knives are sharp!" Sora groans. "You're the reason knives are sharp" Riku mumbles. "Gosh!" Sora cuts himself again. "You know people are gonna think you're emo right?" Riku asks.
"Well, how does it look so far?" Roxas sets down the book after a few minutes. "How are we doing? Axel's gonna grade this you know" Riku walks over with two cake pans. "Yay, you got the cake pans!" Sora cheers. "The only clean and best ones" Riku looks back at the rest of the class who are glaring and snickering at him. He sets one of the pans down and slaps his butt at them. Sucks for them!
"Oooh mygosh" Roxas sighs. "What?" Riku asks. "Oooh, maybe I shoulda cleaned up" Sora winces. The three of them look into the mixture of batter, paopus, and "red swirls" "Sora what the heck!" Riku yells. "I didn't think I bled that much! I thought I'd be okay, they were only small cuts!" Sora holds his hands up defensively, only to show several huge deep cuts across his palms.
"We're doomed! We might aswell slit our throats right now" Roxas sinks his head into his hands. "We could start over" Sora guesses. "There aren't anymore paopus left" Riku rubs his temples. "We might aswell turn into vampires too" Roxas sighs. "Could give this to Mr. Valentine" Sora guesses again. "Then there's a a chance he'd go after you at night" Roxas points. Sora shudders.
"Lets just finish it! It's not like we have to eat it when we're done. Plus, Axel will only be grading the outside" Riku sits down. "Hope this doesn't go on my permanent record. Roxas: Nobody, last name: Unkown, but probably Strife. Once made a paopu cake with "red swirls" in it thought to be strawberry filling, but was the "other type of strawberry filling" Look out for Roxas" he groans. "You should soooo join the Daily Destiny press" Riku chuckles.
"Done yet?" Sora asks. "Almost" Riku cakes on the light blue icing. "How bout now?" Sora asks again. "I said almost" Riku glances over to him. "Now?" "No" "What about now?" "No" "Now?" Riku glances over to Sora who's waiting anxiously at Riku's side. "I'm gonna say this one more time before I got midevil on your as-" "Done!" Roxas cuts Riku off.
Roxas smiles at the paopu he set on top. "Finally!" Sora bangs his head on the desk. "And just in time" Riku notices Axel hitting a timer on his desk that just happens to be shaped like one of his chakrams. "Clean up, sit up, and shut up!" Axel gets up from behind his desk. Everybody sets there cakes forward and sit up nervously. 'Please get an A! Please get an A!' 'WE worked hard, so I should get the credit!' 'I swear it's bacon!' 'No tasting! No tasting!'
Axel walks from his desk and over to Tidus and Selphie's table. "You guys get an A" -they smile at each other- "For Abomination!" he walks away. "WHAT?" Selphie yells and starts to climb over the table, but Tidus holds her down. At Wakka and BillyBob SueEllen's table "You guys get a C" -they high five each other- "For Coulda made this Crap better!" Axel laughs as he walks to the next table. "You two get a..." he stops and thinks. "What's lower than an F?" Axel thinks. "Z!" he yells.
"NOoOoO! Sir, you can't do this! I gotta get an A in every class to get into college!" one of the kids named Driew grabbed onto Axel's coat (Read the name backward). "Sucks for you huh?" Axel aims his hand at the kid's face. And he automatically bursts into flames. "Anger management?" Riku mumbles to Roxas. "Try insanity management" Roxas answers.
Axel walks over and inspects their cake from every angle he can. "You guys really put some blood in this cake" Axel crosses his arms. "OH MY GOSH HE FOUND OUT RIKU!" Sora yells. Roxas and Riku instantly cover Sora's mouth. "I'll pretend I didn't hear that" Axel smiles. "So what do we get?" Roxas asks. "An A" "For Asswipes?" Riku asks. "Nooo, A for Axel likes" Axel raises an eyebrow. "Yay!" the three high five each other.
"Now here's the deal with eating; no sharing cakes with other students or teachers, no getting rid of them away even outside of my classroom, and if you're in a hurry, chug it!" Axel smiles as he goes back to his desk. "Ooooh" Roxas slowly looks at the cake. "Awkward..." Riku stares at it. "So...Who's hungry?" Sora asks nervously. "Someone kill me now" Riku groans. "Attention students, I have an important announcement..." Cloud starts on the intercom. "Dun dun DUN!" "Stop it, Sora" Riku glances at him.