I like Mimi. And I like her a lot; Roger's so lucky to have a girl like that around him all the time. I mean, Roger has no idea on how jealous I am of him. He has the cool job, the awesome hair and the amazing girlfriend.

I remember when I first met Mimi; it was at the cat scratch club, about 2 years ago. A group of us went to the cat scratch club to have a little fun, me, Maureen, Roger and April. I was watching everything and then this beautiful girl came by. She had dark hair, and these big brown eyes. Her figure was perfect, and she looked so tan. I couldn't take my eyes off her. And I still can't take my eyes off her. I remember that night, and Roger and Maureen won't let me forget it. Maureen and April went to the bathroom, and it was just Roger and I. Roger ordered me a lap dance, and guess which dancer I got? Mimi. I remember feeling so tense, and so nervous I would screw something up, but she was really nice and told me to relax. I also remember what happened next, I ummm… got a little too excited, and had an issue on my jeans… all over her leather costume. I wonder if Mimi remembers that night? Probably not, because I bet it's happened to other guys too… at least I hope so.

If Mimi were single, I would ask her out in a heartbeat. Thing is, I doubt that Roger and her would break up anytime soon. Even though Mimi's totally out of my league, I have a major crush on her.

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