A Collection of Yuffie

by Hirosikata

As the title suggests, this is a collection of Yuffie oneshots and drabbles with many male characters and by herself. My entries for the fanfic100 challenge at LiveJournal. [complete]

77. Thirty Gold Coins

Title: Thirty Gold Coins
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Yuffie, Barbosa
Prompt: #58 Dinner
Word Count: 188
Rating: G
Summary: Never make a bet with a pirate.
Author's Notes: I do not own Kingdom Hearts

In all of her life Yuffie had never sat down to a full roast turkey dinner with corn on the cob and homemade rolls. She had also never sat down to eat such a dinner with a pirate. On top of that she had never sat down to a full roast turkey dinner with corn on the cob and homemade rolls and a pirate, on top of gambling. There was a first time for everything. "I bet," the sea-hardened man looked her over, measuring her worth and her luck, "Thirty gold coins."

Yuffie's eyes widened marginally, "Come on, Yatzee, mamma needs a new pair of shoes." No Yatzee for her, just a whole bunch of scattered numbers, "Crap."

"Think of it this way, my dear," he grinned toothily, "At least it isn't for all eternity."

She slouched in her chair and twitched, "A lifetime of labor for thirty gold coins. This sucks."

"Aye, my dear, but now you can keep Miss Swann company." He twisted his dice in his hands. His extremely special dice, his weighted dice. His weighted dice that somehow always got him new crew members.