Chapter 6: Well, I don't know, you first!
Mars OutPost
1100 hours
Squad Alpha
"Hey, sarge, look at this communication coming through"
"Do I have to, I mean, I just sat down from watching TV?"
"You better sarge"
"Oh Alright"
Sergeant Tumber went over to the communication panel. And then the communication from mars came.
"This is Pvt. Phil Humer, We need all the help we can get, Mars is being invaded by-"
The screen then filled with static
"What's going on corporal, get that picture back!"
"Trying sir……this is all I could find"
The screen then filled with the kiddy show "Teletubbies"
The sarge and corporal both looked on with extreme distaste. Then the screen went black.
"Should we go in sarge?"
"Naaaaaa, we just wait a couple of days, and the problem will go away, we go in, find survivors, get medals, promotions, and BEER!!!"
"But what if they're in real trouble?"
"O they'll find out to do, if not, that makes our job that much easier for finding survivors, o well, send a recon drone in then, and so help me god, if teletubbies comes on again, I'm going to shoot that panel!!!!"
"Yes sir"
They then sent the recon drone to Mars City.