Okay, I love people. Seriously, boys-girls- I really can't help it baby! I like guys and girls, and is that really such a bad thing? Not really, I just get a better selection of people to flirt with, maybe you should go that way too Markie! Don't bash it till you try it! Okay, I wonder know Roger will probably make some smart remark about this, because I'm the biggest flirt in the group, so I HAVE to have a crush. Well, I do have a crush. A pretty big crush actually. I mean, I have the sexiest friends ever, the sexiest friends you'll ever meet… but the person I have a crush on… well I wouldn't call what we have friendship. He kind of hates me because I keep protesting his father-in-law's Business. Yeah, I like Benny – I admit it.
I remember when I first meet Benny. When Mark and I first started going out, I remember thinking DAMN! My boyfriend's got some really hot roommate. I mean, he was tall, way dark, and really handsome. Oh, Mimi- I know how you're always singing and going around saying that you have the best ass below 14th street… but that's really not that true. It's nice, but it's not the best... because God gave Benny the best ass. Which reminds me, you know the reason why I do all those protests? I hate cyberarts. I hate Alison. But do I hate Benny? NO! I wanted to dump Mark many times so I could be with Benny, but he just started dating Alison a month after I started dating Mark… I was too late. Oh, Benny- I know you enjoy it when I've mooned you at the life café after most of my protests. I can see that you're giving me a standing ovation without standing up- if you know what I mean.
Benny- lets be friends, please? Give our friendship another chance. And Joanne, please don't make me sleep on the couch tonight because of this!
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