Chapter 7: Ok I did that………now what?
I started walking back to the boss's office, when I got a communication from him.
"Marine, you there?"
"Yes sir"
"Ok good, you're not dead yet…..I mean….your not dead."
"What is it sir?"
"New objective, get down to the labs, they have a new prototype weapon there, don't know exactly what it is, but it should be good if they got it under top secret folder."
"Alright sir, coordinates?"
"Grid Kilo 27"
"On my way"
"Oh, and find another coffee machine down there, I need my caffeine"
"Yes sir"
I made my way to the elevator, but there was something blocking it, lets not go into details here, what else could it possibly be, I mean really c'mon people. I look around, and found a service shaft, that was really, dark and gloomy, and kind of reminded me of my room at night, with stuff everywhere. I decided that was the only way to go, took out my flashlight and turned it on, and went down. I made my way down the shaft until I looked down, and saw a little kid there. I was wondering what a kid doing there, I thought against it, but I went down anyways, and put away my flashlight.
"Hey little kid, what are you doing hear?"
No response
"Are you ok?"
It turned around, had wings, and spider-like legs, and looked like something you would see on the late show with David Letterman. It immediately attacked me. It tried to gnaw off my arm, and it really hurt.
"Didn't your mother ever say it was bad to eat people's arms!!!?"
I grabbed my pistol, and shoved it into the baby's eye, and fired. It landed in a heap, and I wiped my brow, and gave a sigh of relief, until I looked up, and there was about 20 babies staring at me.
"What is this, a demon daycare?"
They came at me, and I grabbed my gun, and fired blindly, running backwards, and that's when I saw the coffee machine. I chugged 2 full cups. The world seemed to slow, and everything seemed to be moving as if they were trying to get through mud.
"Wooooooow……….goooooooood………stuuuuuuuufffff"
I then used it to my advantage, and easily killed them all. After a few more encounters with the babies from Britney Spears, I made my way to the lab, and to my relief, there was actually someone still alive.
"Hey professor, can you tell me what the secret weapon is?"
He turned around, he was about 78, bald, glasses, and thick blue robe on.
"But of course, young marine, over here."
I followed him to a giant cylinder, he pressed a few buttons, and layer after layer went down. Until it was finally done.
"Wow……….what is it?"
"This is a genetically modified rabbit…..capable of complete and utter destruction"
"Oh, a killer bunny, Monty Python eat your heart out!"
He then poked me in the arm with a big needle and proceeded to draw some blood out.
"OW!!!"
"Sorry, but I will need your DNA so the rabbit won't attack you, only the demons wandering around."
"Hey, what about the boss?"
"He already has his DNA registered, everyone on the base but you because you just arrived here today."
"I know, great way to start a day"
After the professor pressed a few more buttons, the rabbit hopped down, and started following me.
"Well, thanks, got to go, only-"
Looked at my watch.
"2 more hours till the horrible tasting pizza comes."
"Probably anchovy."
"Why you say that?"
"Because the boss hates that pizza and the world is against him"
"O…..K……awkward….see ya around"
I left the professor there, with the bunny hot on my tail, when I heard a crunching noise; I turned around and found half a giant alien in his mouth.
"SWEET!!!!!"
I then clicked the communicator on my ear.
"Hey Boss, I went down, found mutant babies, had some coffee, broke the coffee machine, found a zombie, and about the super weapon…..I did that….now what?"
All I got in answer, was static, and a bit of the Macarena playing, so I figured he was just exercising again, and made my way up to the boss's level with the killer rabbit.
"I think I'll call you fluffy!"