I just want to let you know that I'm so glad that you're all letting me into this family again, even after all those years, I feel like I'm the one who lost out for all those years. I shouldn't have cheated on Alison for Mimi, and I regret doing that Mimi… Even though I still do love Alison, I have had a tiny attraction to another girl here since last Christmas Eve. Alison may be cuter than her some days, but this other girl- she's definitely smarter. Yes, I'm talking about Joanne. Even though I bet Joanne probably hates my guts because I've screwed up everything in my life for the past 3 years of my life, I really hope she doesn't hate me.
I met Joanne a couple times after high school. She had went to high school with Alison, and came to dinner a couple times with me and Alison, and a couple times with Alison alone. Her whole family was lawyers, just like my wife's whole family has been apart of this family business. If I ever got the opportunity to cheat on my Alison for Joanne, I wonder if I would have cheated. I'm not sure if Alison knew Joanne was a lesbian, but I certainly didn't until last Christmas Eve when she started making out with Maureen and that totally grossed out my father in law. I can't say it grossed me out though, I actually thought it was really hott. Girls kissing girls is hott. Boys kissing boys is hott too. Kissing, in general is hott.
Joanne, can we just start over? I'm different from the "yuppie-scum" I was last year, I promise.
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