Chapter 12: If he's dead, I get his stuff!
"Alright sarge, cam is up, and film is a go"
"Alright, the recon droid showed blood and bodies everywhere, with little hint of survivors, making my job a whole lot easier."
Sergeant Tumber and his squad made there way through the city, until they got to grid kilo 45.
"Sarge, look, a body that still looks human!"
"Is he dead?"
"I don't know, but if he is dead, I get his stuff!"
All the sudden the body twitched.
"I saw him twitch!"
"Now don't get all scared on me cor-"
The body then screamed and got up fast, the sergeant screamed and ran out the door, while I just laughed and laughed.
"Jeeze, don't scare us like that!"
"Do you know what I've been through?"
The corporal looks around, and sees blood and bodies on the floor, and words like "succumb" and "die" on the walls.
"Ummmmmm, A New York shopping mall?"
"You know what, I'm going home, and I'm going to take a nice long bath, and then I'm going to get a medal, and then I'm getting you fired, have a nice day!"
I walked out the room. We then took the ship to earth, where I explained the whole thing to the president of the world, and got a cookie for my troubles, I lived happily ever after, at least until my wife got home.
"PHIL!!!!!!! THERE IS BLOOD STAINS ON THE CARPET!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO GO TO THE BARS ON THE WEEKDAYS!!!!"
"Sigh" I think I was better off in hell.