A/N: Umm, yeah, hey people! How is everyone, why is no one reading Everlasting Life? If I don't have any comments on it, I will take it off. Or maybe next chapter will be a Carlisle chapter. Hmmmmm! A Dane Cook line in here… only modified to fit the story better. (which I don't own that at all!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or New Moon.

Insanity

By: Alunamai

Chapter Six:

Two Stuff Shirt Vampires, One Psychotic Vampire,

Bella, and… Board Games?

Bella's POV

Edward and I were cuddled up on his couch listening to some music when a soft knock sounded on the door.

"Oh, what does he want?" Edward said quietly. "Come in, Aro."

"Good evening Bella, Edward. I was just wondering…"

"When are you not?" Caius popped his head in the doorway. Followed by Marcus.

"Will you please just let me ask and stop interrupting me." Aro snapped. "Edward, may we steal Bella…"

"Why don't you ask her?"

"Bella, could we…"

I looked up to Edward with a questioning look. He nodded and I rose from my position in his lap.

"Oh splendid!" That man is so annoying!

-x-x-x-

"The name of the game is chess!" Aro announced as we sat down in the library. "Marcus and Caius are my opponents, Bella, you can keep score."

"You can't have three players, Aro, Chess is a two person ga…"

"Marcus, I want to play with three players. Then we can play your game."

"Sorry, I like Monopoly." Marcus looked at me and smiled. "That was what I had suggested for us to play… so we could get to know you better. But Aro seems to of decided against it."

"We can only play one at a time, Marcus." Aro laughed.

"I want to play Monopoly."

"Then why did you bring up the game Sorry?" Aro asked completely ignoring the rest of the conversation.

"Boys, stop argueing and lets play."

"I like her… she likes to get to the point." Caius announced happily.

"A couple of months ago you wanted her dead." Marcus complained as he made his first move on the chessboard.

"Do I not have a right to change my mind?"

Here we go again. I heard what sounded like Edwards voice. I mean how many arguments can friends have in one day… they argue like old men in the city park.

"Yes you do." Aro said quickly.

"Excuse me boys, I will be right back." I said quietly.

"It's a shock to you that you have the same ability as your fiancé, isn't it?" Aro said as I walked away.

"It is, since his are the only thoughts I seem to be hearing." I took to steps and then stopped a second and turned to look at them. " How did you… wait… I don't want to know!"

-x-x-x-x-

"Edward, think of something!" I yelled as I ran down the stairs and managed not to trip. Oh, wait I forgot… I'm a vampire I don't do that anymore. I reached the bottom step and looked right at him at his piano, playing the Moonlight Sonata.

What is she on about now?

"I'm not on about anything. I just wanted to confirm that I was not crazy." I then ran back up the stairs.

She is so strange at times.

-x-x-x-

3 hours later

"You can't do that! It's illegal!" Marcus shouted.

"3 player! Not illegal!" Aro chimed.

"You know being around these crazy people have really brought the life back in you Marcus." Caius said casually.

"KING ME!" Aro yells in triumph. "VICTORY IS MINE!"

"Don't expect the mood change to continue."

-x-x-x-x

2 more hours later… monopoly

"Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars?" Marcus questioned.

"At least your not sitting on Baltic with crack."

"How do you like Monopoly now, Marcus?" Aro laughed in a cynical sort of way.

"Shut up old man!"

"Younger than you."

"Are you now?" Caius said quietly.

"Skip this game!" Marcus flipped the board. "And where'd you get all the pink fifties Bella? You cheating whore!"

"What?" I yelled standing up ready for a brawl.

"Marcus calm yourself."

"No I will not calm down, Aro, Bella's a cheating whore! I'm going to rip her head off with this little doggy!"

By then Edward had entered the room. He took one look at the upside down monopoly board, little houses, and hotels, and chance cards and he knew what had happened.

"Monopoly brings out the worst in people!" He said calmly though I could tell by his eye color that he was up set by the name calling.

"Alright, Bella, playtime with the Volturi is over, lets go." Edward escorted me out the door and down the stairs.

"You have to return sometime!"

A/N: Sorry, but it was playing in my mind ever since I mentioned the three player chess game in chapter four. Next chapter up soon!