A/N: Okay, by popular demand… Chapter seven!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, or Dane Cook Jokes! They all belong to Stephenie Meyer and Dane Cook (the jokes that is) I also don't own anything to do with Bring It On!

Insanity

By: Alunamai

Chapter Seven:

Down at La Push

And

Club Underworld

Jacob Black POV (I know… finally a different perspective!)

I don't know why… or how… I came to know her but I am completely in love with her. Concordia Lumberg is the most intelligent girl I have ever met… aside from Bella. She is so different from all other girls I have ever had the honor to meet. That includes Bella. But something tells me I should be cautious… like she has a darker history than that of anyone I know.

Knock…knock

"I'll get it!" I yelled. I knew it was Concordia. It had to be her… that or it was Sam. I reached the door and opened it with out seeing who it was.

"Hi Jacob!" my brunette beauty answered. "How have you been?"

"Fine." She smelled different from other girls I knew as well. Like a cross between… werewolf… and… dare I say it… vampire. The other thing that strikes me odd is how beautiful she is… like a vampire. No other girl, even Bella, could ever compare to her beauty.

"Jake, are you there?" She waved her hand in my face. "Can, I come in?"

"Oh, sorry, sure. Dad, we have company!" My dad rolled in and stopped in the kitchen once he looked at Concordia.

"Hi! I'm Concordia, but my friends call me Cori." She said cheerfully.

"Hello, Cori. I'm Billy." He responded kind of icily. The look on his face was one that I knew well… cause a couple of months ago that was the look he always gave Bella. "Let me ask you something. What are you?"

"Umm…" She looked at me and then back at my dad. "I'm a half werewolf and half… vampire. My mother was a werewolf… my father a vampire… I am unfortunate to be such a breed."

"I thought as much." My dad shook his head. "But which do tend to more?"

"I live with vampires, but I don't feed on humans or animals… I have no desire too. I love to eat food. Favorite is pizza! And I can only change slightly when angry and after I calm down… I have to wait a month before the tail and ears go away… and so I am always like a werewolf!"

"Looking like one and being one are two completely different things" my father said.

"Dad, she stays. I trust her."

"Your young, you know nothing." He wheeled away and into his room.

"Come on, I want you to meet the guys!" and I pulled her away with me.

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Edward POV

"5,6,7,8 and then we turn, turn, leap and turn." I swear to God if I have to leap and turn on more time I think I will scream!

It's not too easy for you, is it Edward? Raja sent me. The last I checked she was not here, but in Port Angeles picking up her daughters.

"Spirit Fingers! Spirit Fingers!" Jordania is going to be murdered and then I will be so happy! "Forward, Forward!" Then she did the most disrespectful thing to me ever… she grabbed hold of my piano and slammed it on to the ground. "These are not spirit fingers!" she wriggled her finger with spirit delightfulness. "These! Are spirit fingers!" more spirit delightfulness. "and these…" she put them in front of her face. "… and these are gold!"

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Jacob POV

We left the house and I took her hand and it was considerably colder than mine. Maybe about half way between freezing and my own temperature… 109 degrees. I looked up at her and she smiled and turned away. I had to laugh a little.

"I seem to have that affect on women!" I said quietly.

"Your only a boy… how many women could you possible have dated?"

We arrived at Sam's and we entered the kitchen.

"Hi, Jacob… Sam's out." Emily said as she pulled some muffins out. "And who, may I ask, is this lovely young woman?"

"This is.."

"Concordia Lumberg, friends call me Cori." Concordia answered before I could finish. She looked directly into Emily's eyes… like she was reading her like a book.

"Nice to meet you, Cori." Emily said. "I'm Emily."

The door behind us opened. And Sam walked in.

"Jacob, what are you… who's this?" Sam stopped dead in his tracks. Almost immeadiately Concordia sat down in a chair and had a look of fear that only she could have produced.

"This is Concordia." I said as he walked in.

"You smell funny… like a blood sucker… only different…"

"I'm half werewolf, and half vam…"

"vampire… what a combination." He said quietly.

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Edward POV

"MY PIANO! WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?" I screamed. "That was a 1915 grand piano… that was a gift from my parents! How could you?"

"Sorry! Maybe you should keep things of value at home!"

"Maybe you should learn to… NOT DESTROY THINGS THAT ARE NOT YOURS!"

"Edward… calm down… she's not worth it!" Bella said quietly. She was right, I decided that this was below me. "Darling… it's just a piano, you have one at home… we can get another one."

"AH! I have found the children! Splendid!" Oh dear lord, does the torture ever end? "Marcus, your little girlfriend is here!" Aro taunted Marcus.

"Shut up, Aro, just shut up!"

"Who gets killed by bees?" Caius said as he closed a newspaper. "Seriously!"

"Caius, what are you talking about?" Regina asked as she sat down on the stage.

"He is delusional!" Aro said quietly.

"Angelina, my darling, how are you this lovely afternoon?"

"It's Angela." Angela told him politely.

"Angelina is lovely name. It's Italian." Marcus continued.

"Leave me alone, Marcus." She said and turned away from him.

"You'll come around!" He called. Even if it means changing you! You will be mine, one way or the other.

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Jacob POV

"It's a pleasure to meet you Sam." Her eyes were turned down towards the floor.

"Are you afraid of me?" He asked. She nodded and I saw a slight shiver go through her body. This caused her hair to fall out of the messy bun it was in and her wolf ears (I couldn't think of what else to call it) to come out. I couldn't believe how long her curly hair was till that happened. All the way down her back… almost past the butt.

"You shouldn't be, we are all the same here."

"No." she looked up at him and then looked over to Emily's turned back.

A/N: Okay, that chapter is done! Now I need to get some other stuff finished… like updates for other stories. Like… oh I don't know… An Investigation into A Haunting… Eternity… It's So Magical… Trials of The Heart… stuff like that! That is a lot of writing I have to do! LOL oh well! R&R! Oh, I am taking down Everlasting Life next Thursday unless I get at least two reviews!