Chapter 2
Operation: Get Sakura!
Naruto and Sasuke devised a plan. That afternoon, they spied on Sakura and Sasukeru. They looked like they were having lots of fun, but Naruto and Sasuke didn't much care.
Sakura saw them watching her. Sasukeru didn't notice. "What the heck are they doing!" screamed Inner Sakura. "They're ruining EVERYTHING!" "Ummm, Sasukeru can we go get some ramen." "Sure Sakura babe, and call me Sasru."
Sasuke snorted. Some ninja, he can't even sense are presents. Sakura is too good for this dobe. Even Naruto is better than him.
Mean while, Sakura and Sasru had walked over to the local Ramen Café. Sakura was admiring Sasru. He was so handsome with his sleek and shiny brown hair. He was wearing a black shirt with the sleeves torn off. He had the Leaf Village sign on his pants. They were also torn so they hung to knee height. His Leaf Village head band was hanging around his neck, swaying in the breeze. He had a large knife strapped to his back. "For safety precautions," he had said. "I don't want my little Sakura babe to get hurt now do I?" He was always sweet talking Sakura.
Naruto and Sasuke were sitting close by. They were ready for the action. The plan was to fake an announcement for Sasukeru, get him tied up, throw him in a bag, and dispose of him somewhere. Very simple plan, no. Well, it was going to be tricky pulling it off.
Naruto and Sasuke made four dopple gangers each, to keep an eye on Sakura and Sasukeru. The real Naruto went to distracted teachers, while the real Sasuke went to give the announcement.
Naruto ran down the hallway of the Ninja Academy. He started swearing to all the teachers he passed, called them names, and did his special jutsu for all who got too near. He ran outside with a dozen teachers chasing after him.
When Sasuke saw Naruto run past, he entered. The Ninja Academy was completely deserted when he came in. He past no one as he made his way to one of the classrooms. When he entered, he ran to the installed speaker. He had to act fast or the teachers would come back. Then he would be busted. Especially if Kakashi was there. He pressed the button and the speaker crackled to life. "Uzuchima Sasukeru, please report to the testing room. Uzuchima Sasukeru, please report to the testing room, thank you." said Sasuke in his best "i'm an annoying teacher" voice. He sprinted out of the room. Unfortunately, he left the speaker on. Sasuke flew around and threw a knife at the button. Instantly, it shut off.
Sasuke was sweating by the time he meat Naruto in the testing room. "Come on Sasuke, get behind a desk."
"I'm going, I'm going." Sasuke panted.
Two minutes later, Sasukeru entered the room. "Ready, steady, go!" they cried and threw themselves on top of Sasukeru.
"Hey, off me!" he cried, but his voice was muffled by Naruto. Sasukeru was quickly tied up, gag, and stuffed in a bag.
"Come on, lets throw this garbage out." panted Sasuke as he and Naruto dragged out a squirming bag of Sasukeru.
Luckily, there was a garbage barge rolling of some distance away. They picked up the Sasukeru bag, threw him in, and off he went.
Just then, they heard Sakura approaching. "Ahh, crap!" they said in unison and sprinted off. They could still hear her yelling at them as they dived into the academy full of those angry teachers Naruto had disturbed before. They also knew the knife belonged to Sasuke, thanks to Kakashi, who knew his students well.
"Ahh, crap!" they said again.