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WARNING! THIS IS A FICTION ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ...DON'T! Although only half of it is.
Seventh Heaven was full of laughter. It was really loud, even though only AVALANCHE (sp?!) was in the bar. By now Cid and Barret had about five bottles and were barely still awake. Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie had only two. You had three, just to drown out the sorrow of your lost hair. Vincent...who knows? But when you hit the bottle, you hit it hard. You were with Cid and Barret, trying to light a table on fire with your hands. Tifa was trying to make you guys stop, thinking that it would work. Cloud was sitting in a corner, being his emo self. Yuffie was trying to get Vincent to do something, which Vincent would try to wave her away, push her away, or throw her away. Eventually he picked her up and droped her in a trash can.
"Vincent!" You shout over your shoulder, "This ain't workin! It's not fair!" You burst out into tears and Cid tried to comfort you. Barret was still trying to light the table on fire. Vincent walked over and grabbed your hand.
"This is how you light a table on fire with your hands." He said. His speach was perfect, but anyone could tell he was drunk as a skunk. Apparently when he had a beer he hit the bottle hard. You watched with wonder as he lifted his claw hand and a random stone on the ground. Vincent struck the metal part of his claw with the stone until sparks started to burst out from the friction. When they hit the table you blew on them. A small fire started on the table. Cid and Barret whooped and danced stupidly. Tifa screamed and ran around frantically. Cloud was in his corner laughing his ass off. Yuffie...was asleep in the trash can. You laughed and hugged Vincent, who was examining his claw.
"You know what? This is a pointy claw. I could -" He was cut off when you said.
"JACK BITCHES UP!!! WITH YOUR HAND!!!!!!!! And your feet! Look at those shoes! They're so pointy!!" You shouted, laughing at yourself. Vincent chuckled. ((That jack bitches up is from a comic on deviantart. I do not OWN that quote!))
"I feel PRETTY!" Cid announced.
"Oh so pretty!" You shout and stand up on a different table that isn't on fire. ((I feel pretty by west side story))
"I feel pretty and witty and gay!" Barret added. The three of you were on different tables.
"And I pity any girl who isn't me today." Cid sings. All three of you sing the whole damn song.
Bout an hour later you all finally settled down a bit. You jumped off the table and stumbled over to a couch. Cid and Barret had passed out on the tables. Tifa was putting out the fires and mourning over her burnt tables. Yuffie was still in the trash can and Cloud was snoring extremely loudly in his room. You sat next to Vincent on the couch. He had watched the whole singing, dancing, some grinding ((AH!)), and other random shit you guys did.
"You seemed to come out a bit. It didn't look like you were pretending much today." He said.
"I guess I didn't. But the stupid SHM are going to come and get me soon." You say. You're speach was almost perfect now since you had stoped drinking on bottle number three.
"SHM?"
"Silver Haired Men."
"Oh." He said. It sounded like Vincent wanted to end the conversation, but you kept it going.
"Hope you don't spy on me." You say, teasing him, "Because the next time you do, I might be taking a bath in one of those ponds."
"I do not spy on you. I only make sure you're safe."
"Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that." You trail off, feeling your eyelids get heavy. After a minute you were sound asleep on Vincent's shoulder.
You were in the forest. But it was on fire and you were in the middle of it all. You screamed, but nothing came out. You were planted on the ground. You tried to get away. When the fire enclosed on you, your surroundings changed. You were in ShinRa. You looked around frantically. You were...in a tank. People were on the other side of the tank. They had white lab coats on. You couldn't make out most faces. Only one. The one that almost everyone knew as a mad scientist. Hojo. He was there. What was he doing? Why were you in a tank?! Suddenly you couldn't breathe. You tried to take in air but couldn't get any. You were going to drown in the strange water. You started to pound on the tank. The white lab coats didn't look at you. Hojo was the only one looking at you, smirking at you.
You woke up screaming. What the hell was that shit?! Bad dream, bad dream, bad dream. Your head pounded and felt as if it was going to burst out of your skull. You shivered. What a scarry dream. You should be scared. The voice said. You screamed again. You're going to wake up the others. Stop that. Now leave them. You got up and stumbled out the door. When you were on the couch you were alone. But you could have sworn someone else was on the couch with you before.
AH! What now?! Haha.
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