Title: Muscle Sprain
Author: jtptan
Pairing: Hiruma/Sena
Fandom: Eyeshield 21
Theme: 28. Wada Calcium CD3 for the 30kisses community (xposted there and to the esyaoi community)
Word count: 183
Warnings: Hiruma, therefore cuss words. Slash.
Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 isn't mine, the characters aren't mine, and neither are a lot of other things. The words aren't mine, but the order of them here I'll claim as my own.
Notes: This actually happened to my brother when he hit his major growth spurt. Not the calcium pills, I'm not exactly sure what you'd take them for, but I know they help bone growth so I thought it would be funny, Monta and Sena taking these pills supposed to make them taller. My brother's bones grew too much too fast. His muscles were so tight when the doctor did the reflex-test thing where they hit your knee with the rubber mallet his leg didn't kick out; his whole upper body curled forward over his lap. Poor kid, the doctor called in all the interns to come see, cause it's apparently sort of rare. This was going to be a much longer fic including a trip to the hospital in which Sena would go through all that, and Hiruma going home from America(where he'd gone to train) to yell at Sena for being stupid, but I wrote like 3 or 4 versions of it and still didn't like it, so we get a little snippet of dialogue that works as a little drabble/ficlet instead.
I don't feel like I got across what I was trying to here. If anybody has any suggestions, it'd be greatly appreciated.
"Only you, fucking shorty. Fucking- runningback. Not shorty any longer I guess. Keep the damn ice your leg, stupid. I'm not about to fucking kiss it better."
"I won't be as tall as you."
"Fucking A. I'm half American and your parents are both fucking shorties. You've got no chance."
"Monta said that the size of my feet meant-"
"When were you fucking talking to the damn monkey about foot size?"
"What? I needed new shoes, he said to wait because I might grow, and gave me some of the pills he takes to make me grow more."
"..."
"I checked with Mamori, she said they were ok. Just calcium or something."
"No wonder your fucking bones grew too fast for your muscles."
"What?"
"Tch. Stupid. You really don't pay attention in health class do you?"
"I do! I do-uh... Hiruma? Should we be doing that now? I just pulled my leg and-"
"Shut up."
"But what are you doing? You said you wouldn't kiss it better?"
"I'm not going to, fucking shorty. Now shut up."
..oO0Oo..
"Now wasn't that better than a fucking kiss?"