WARNING: I have no reason to say it again

Disclaimer: I don´t own Naruto

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Release me from pain

Chapter thirteen: My friends are idiots

Itachi drove like a madman down the street, having only one thought in his head: Find Hinata, and quickly. Itachi was sure that Kabuto had something to do with her disappearance. Now Itachi only had to find out where he lived so he could kick his ass, again. That´s why he was driving to Deidara´s and Sasori´s apartment.

Itachi rushed up the stairs, taking three steps at time. He knocked the door, but when he didn´t get an answer, he started banging the door.

"Where the hell are those idiots when they are needed the most?" He thought and tried to think what he should do next. He was about to leave when he heard Deidara´s voice behind the door.

"We are not at home, so don´t break our door, yeah!" Itachi turned back to the door as his eyebrtown twitched.

"Shut up you idiot!" Came Sasori´s voice and then it sounded like something just got hit. Then Sasori said again "Like my friend said, we are not at home."

"Stop this shit and let me in." Itachi said coldly and tried to open the door.

"Password?" Asked Deidara and peeked from the slot for mailing.

"Fuck off, Deidara, I don´t have time for this shit." Itachi growled and kicked the wall next to the door.

"Fine, fine. Geez what the hell is your problem, yeah?" Deidara asked and opened the door, letting Itachi to come in, but he just stared at him.

"Why in hell do you have paint on your face and torso? And why do you have feathers on your head?" Itachi asked and moved his eyes to Sasori, who was wearing a cowboy hat.

"We saw an awesome western movie! There was this gorgeous lady who worked in a saloon and then this evil Indian came and kidnapped her and then this brave cowboy..." Deidara started talking non-stop until Itachi cut him off.

"Enough! But that doesn´t answer why didn´t you let me in when I knocked?" Asked now extremely annoyed Itachi.

"It´s the time of the month when the landlord comes to make us to pay the rent. We were hiding, yeah." Deidara explained.

"Anyway what are you doing here?" Sasori asked.

"Stupid question yeah! He came to save his princess!" Deidara exclaimed and ran to the kitchen. Itachi just ignored his words.

"I want you to find me an address of a guy named Yakushi Kabuto." Itachi said and walked to inside of their apartment.

"Why?" Sasori asked and removed his hat.

"Because Hinata is gone and I´m sure that he has something to do with that." Itachi answered. He raised his eyebrown when Sasori started laughing.

"I can tell you, Kabuto has nothing to do with this." Sasori said between his laughs. Now Itachi started to get really pissed.

"And how do you know that?" He asked with a cold tone.

"Oi Deidara! Bring her here!" Sasori yelled and walked to their kitchen. Now Itachi was confused, but he didn´t show that. Soon Deidara came back, carrying sleeping Hinata in his arms. Itachi´s eyes widened slightly.

"What the hell..? You better start explaining." He glared at Deidara and took Hinata from his arms.

"I already told you, yeah! We saw that western and there was this beautiful lady who got kidnapped by that Indian and so."

"So you just knocked her out and kidnapped her?"

"Well we needed a girl who we could kidnapp and when we were just driving around the town we saw Hinata and decided that she was a perfect one..." Deidara muttered and put his hands in his pockets. Itachi sighed.

"You truly are idiots. Do you have any idea how worried I was?"

"We thought it would have been funny, yeah." Itachi shook his head and looked Hinata, who was still sleeping peacefully in his arms.

"You didn´t hurt her, did you?"

"WHAT?! Of course not, yeah! If you haven´t noticed yet, she is a GIRL!" Deidara shouted and Hinata stirred. She slowly opened her eyes and blinked few times when she noticed she was in Itachi arms.

"I-Itachi? What´s going on?" He asked and blushed furiously when she noticed Deidara and Sasori standing in the kitchen too.

"Those two idiots kidnapped you." Itachi told her and helped her to sit on a chair.

"W-What?" Hinata stuttered.

"Don´t care about them, they are just big kids." Itachi replied and kissed her temple.

"Aaaaaw." Deidara and Sasori said at the same time as they high-fived. Itachi shot a death glare to them and Hinata giggled.

"Itachi, you never told us how you two met." Sasori said and sat on the kitchen counter. Hinata blushed deeply when she thought about how they met.

"Yeah! Tell us!" Deidara added and sat next to Sasori, hitting accidentally his head on the cabinet.

"She just fell on my lap." Itachi stated simply.

"Aw, be serious Itachi. We all know that happens only in the movies and stories. Now tell us how you two really met." Sasori said. Itachi blinked once. They didn´t believe him?

"It´s true. She fell on my lap. Or actually she was pushed on my lap."

"Huh? Then why doesn´t that ever happen to me, yeah?" Deidara asked and got a huge punch on his head.

"Because you are always moving and never staying in one place more than five seconds, you idiot." Sasori said and Deidara rubbed his head.

"What happened after she fell on your lap, yeah?" Deidara asked, ignoring Sasori.

"She lost her cell phone and I returned it to her." Itachi replied with a bored tone.

"You suck at telling stories, did you know that?" Sasori said and crossed his arms over his chest. Itachi just glared at him. Suddenly Itachi felt something touching his shoulder. He turned his head and saw that Hinata was asleep, her head leaning against his shoulder.

"Aw, she fell asleep! How cute, yeah!" Deidara said and clasped his hands together.

"I´m going to take her home now." Itachi said and lifted Hinata in his arms.

"She could sleep here, yeah." Deidara said innocently, only to get another death glare from Itachi.

"Next time when you want to kidnapp someone, please call me before you do that." Itachi said before stepping out of the door.

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Itachi laid Hinata gently on her bed. Itachi had found her keys from her pocket, so he didn´t have to take Hinata to his place. He pulled the covers over her small body, kissed her forehead and said good night to her, before leaving her apartment.

"Now I only have to call her cousin and tell him that Hinata is safe" Itachi thought and closed the door behind him.

But he didn´t know that Hinata wasn´s safe. A dark figure made it´s way towards Hinata´s bedroom after Itachi had left.

The door of Hinata´s bedroom opened slowly and the dark figure stepped in, grinning wickedly. The figure walked carefully towards the sleeping woman, making sure to walk as quietly as possible.

It would be bad if Hinata woke up and possibly started screaming.

For a moment the figure just stood there for a moment, admiring Hinata´s peacefull face as she slept.

"So pure and so innocent..." Came a soft murmur from the intruder. Slowly he caressed her face, keeping a wet clothe near his hand, in case that she woke up.

"Now, sweetheart, you´ll come with me and we´ll start everything from the beginning. That Uchiha was a fool if he thought he could keep you." Said a low voice and then the owner of that voice lifted Hinata up and walked out of the apartment, pressing Hinata tightly against his chest, disappearing in to the dark night.

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AN: Damn, I have anemia again! Now I have to eat those bad tasting pills again. Why can´t I just drink blood? I would rather do that than eat those pills. Me and my anemic self. Troublesome.