Some things were just never meant to be heard

Lady Nefertiti

Chapter 2: Sango and Miroku

- Sango-

1.) "WTF?!"

2.) (Says in a hushed whisper) "I like Naraku better….."

3.) "I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life is plastic! It's fantastic!"

4.) " I'm a stripper in real life." (Miroku chases Sango yelling really?)

5.) "Hey Kagome! It's raining demons! Hallelujah it's raining demons! And what's this? Sesshomaru's one of them?! Yay!"

6.) "Are you bloody mad?"

7.) "Hey there's Harry Potter!"

8.) "How come Bankotsu won't marry me?" (sobs)

9.) "Somewhere over the rainbow sky's are…"

10.) "Hey director? Can I have Kagome's job?"

'...….'

11.) " I'm starring as the female lead of 'The Texas chainsaw massacre…..'

12.) "Hey what do you mean you changed my role from a demon- slayer to the role of Kanna?"

13.) "Hira...! huh? hey which one of you replaced my boomerang with a bannana?" (hears snickers from backstage)

-Miroku-

1.) "You know what? I have a secret. I am a race-car driver when I'm not being filmed."

2.) "I bake."

3.) "I personally don't care about searching for the jewel shard, I'd rather do something better with my time like sew or race."

4.) "It's a BIRD! It's a PLANE! It's SUPERMAN!"

5.) "Guess what I bought Inuyasha! A new Playstation 3! Wanna play?"

6.) "Inuyasha SIT!" (wham!)

7.) "Sango I saw you kissing Inuyasha ! Are you cheating on me!?"

8.) "I preferred pink robes…."

9.) "You're replacing me with 'Ken'?"

10.) Today on E!: Miroku's real life story:

Miroku: "I got forced into being a monk…." (shakes head sadly)

Interviewer: "And how does that make you feel?"

Miroku: "Horrible. You know…I would've already been with Sango if it weren't for my hand." (Curses his hand)

Interviewer: "And how does that make you feel?"

Miroku : "I'm turning a new leaf and stopping my lecher ways for good."

Interviewer: I see and then how would that make you feel?"

Miroku: Can you just say one sentence?! Say something else! Are you like a bloody psychologist?

Interviewer:

'...….'

11.) " I need love! You need love! We all really need love! All I want! All I need! "do-wop-shiddy-diddly-do-wop!"

12.) "What the Hell do you mean I'm not allowed into Victoria secrets?!"

13.) "Thou shalt not take this Miroku's woman!" " Hey that kind of sounded like a combination of Sesshomaru and Kouga... and Shakespeare! I am good!" (everyone else sweatdrops)

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Next time: Inuyasha and Naraku...See ya soon!