Some things were just never meant to be heard

by Lady Nefertiti

These are things that you wouldn’t EVER hear from the cast of Inuyasha……

3. Naraku and Inuyasha

Some things were just never meant to be heard

Lady Nefertiti

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Chapter 3: Naraku and Inuyasha

-Naraku's quotes-

1.) "The sun will come out tomorrow!"

2.) "What's the Shikon-no-tama?"

3.) "Can you feel the love tonight?!"

4.) " I wish I was like Spider-man."

5.) "Come on and give me a kiss!"

6.) "I can't believe the director made me wear purple! (shakes head) hey Director! Do I look gay to you?!"

7.) "I changed my mind. Hey director! Can I move to the Rurouni Kenshin Anime and marry Karou Kamiya? What do you mean Kenshin has a problem with that?!"

8.) "I'm just not appreciated." (sings the blues)

9.) "I was a boy scout when I was young."

10.) "Du-oh?!"

11.) "My mommy wanted me to be a doctor…..not an evil villain…does that make me a disappointment?"

12.) "FELIZ-NAVIDAD!"

13.) "Guess what! Disney world wants me to star as a character in one of their movies! #4% ! the Inuyasha anime and the Shikon Shards. Who cares about ultimate power anyway?"

14.) "What do you mean I have to change my name to Yaseihana?!" (means wild flower)

15.) "I've got the magic stick!"

-Inuyasha's quotes-

1.) "Does this red Hakama make me look fat?"

2.) "What do you mean that Naraku will travel with Kagome and I have to be the bad hanyou!?"

3.) "ORO?"

4.) "Kikyo! What do you mean that you're moving to Egypt and have finally gotten a degree in Anthropology!?" (is livid with anger)

5.) "You're fired!" (think Donald Trump's show 'the apprentice')

6.) "What do you mean Kagome refuses to kiss me in this scene? It's just a tiny zit on my face!"

7.) "AHH! Miroku don't change in front of me! I've been scarred for life….." (drops dead)

8.) "I'm dying! save me Sesshomaru!" (screams like a girl)

9.) "Sesshomaru WHERE are you taking Kagome?!" (narrows eyes) "and stop doing that to her neck!"

10.) Inuyasha: "Guess what! I'm the new Western lord and Sesshomaru wants to travel with Kagome and said that he's going to #! $! Kagome everyday and WAIT-A-MINUTE! I've been HAD!" (stomps away)

11.) "WIND-SC….." "Hey who replaced my sword with a hotdog?!"

(snickers can be heard backstage)

12.) "Sango took my BRATZ doll and my TROLLZ doll mommy!"

13.) "I want to be a super-model and be on the miss America pageant!

14.) "I am so beautiful to me! Can't you see?!" (la-la-la)

15.) " I'm the Candy-man!"

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