Some things were just never meant to be heard

Lady Nefertiti

Chapter 4: Shippo and Rin….

-Shippo's quotes-

1.) "I'll admit it…Kagome is an evil mommy."

2.) "I'm joining Star trek next year."

3.) I'm just too sexy! It hurts me! Yeah baby! (looks into a mirror shaking his tail)

4.) "I wish I was human or a hanyou. I mean seriously! Kagome is loved by two demons (Sessomaru and Kouga) and a hanyou! And Inuyasha is loved well liked by two miko's! He's doing something bloody right! What the hell do you mean I'm too young?! Damn you!"

5.) "I think Rin has a crush on me…What do you mean so does Kohaku?! Do I look freakin gay?!" (runs away)

6.) "Why do I have a bow in my hair?!"

7.) Shippo: " There are just some things that would be better kept in the dark. Like Kagome and Sesshomaru's relationship for instance….."

Inuyasha: (pissed off ) "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"

Shippo: Oops….did I just say that out loud? (chuckles nervously then runs for his life)

8.) Shippo: ( looks up and narrows his eyes) "Oi wench! Who are you?! Stalker! Security! There's a rabid fan-girl in here!"

9.) "FUCK!"

10.) "Why am I starring in a DOG anime when I'm a Kitsune?!" (stomps over to the director baring his cute little fangs)

-Rin's quotes-

1.) Someone please tell me why I chose to be Sesshomaru's ward? I'd be better off talking to a rock or a mime! Even a Mime MOVES….Sesshomaru just kinda stands there like marble….. (throws hands up in the air and walks off to find Kohaku….

2.) "What do you mean you banned macaroni and cheese from the feudal era! That's all I eat BUCKO! I quit!" (runs to Sesshomaru and tells him to poison the director to death)

3.) I WANNA BE FAMOUS LIKE….. BE ON AMERICAN IDOL!

4.) Rin: (whispers) "I just recently joined uh…. "Girls gone wild."

Sesshomaru: "WHAT?!" (shakes head sadly) I have failed as a father….."

5.) "I am the dancing queen….17! yeah…!" (A/N: Abba)

6.) Why do I wear the SAME EXACT OUTFIT EVERYDAY?! I mean REALLY! If Sesshomaru-daddy is so rich can't I wear something red? Or blue? GAD! I quit!"

7.) Rin: (innocent look) "Err….Sesshomaru-sama what is men-strau-la-tion?

Sesshomaru: (blank look) '...'

8.) "My new hobby is to pick up dead guys like Inuyasha picks up dead girls! Isn't that just great?"

9.) "Why does everyone who writes fan-fics make me call Kagome my mother? Why can't Sango be my mother? I wanna learn how to obliterate demons! What do you mean you have a problem with that Sesshomaru-sama?"

10.) Rin: "I majored in Anthropology and Archeology so uh…Sesshomaru and Inuyasha when you die, I can dig up your bones….umm….just tell me where you want to be buried so I can dig you up later…"

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