Some things were just never meant to be heard
Lady Nefertiti
Chapter 6: Inu-Taisho and Totusai
-Inu-Taisho-
1.) "I have failed as a father…." (shakes head sadly)
2.) "Such pretty swords! and they're all mine!" (evil laugh)
3.) "What do you mean I never mated Izayoi! Then there is no Inuyasha… That means no anime or manga!"
4.) "Who mixed the reds with the whites! My clothes are PINK now!"
(Snickers can be heard backstage)
5.) Inu-Taisho: "Are you absolutely serious?!"
Director: (nods head)
Inuyasha: "Serious about what dad?" (walking up eating a sandwich)
Sesshomaru: (bored tone) "Yes….indeed do tell….."
Director: "That Inu-Taisho died on accident in the anime…"
Inuyasha: '…..'
Sesshomaru: '….'
Inu-Taisho: "So that means…"
Director: "Yes that you are still the western lord"
Sesshomaru: '….' (pouts) "Father! I am lord of the western lands!"
Inu-Taisho: "Be silent pup!"
Sesshomaru: "No one talks to this Sesshomaru like that!"
Inuyasha: "ha-ha!" (Rolls on the ground laughing) "ha-ha!" (tears start to come from his eyes)
Inu-Taisho: '….'
Sesshomaru: "I really don't believe this…..wait-a-second" (grins evilly)
Inu-Taisho and Inuyasha: "What?"
Sesshomaru: "Wonderful! That means I'm free to choose who I mate!"
Inu-Taisho: "No. As my heir you shall mate a demoness and…."
Sesshomaru: "F... that! You mated a human!" ( runs backstage) "Kagome!"
Inuyasha: (pulls out sword) "Mine!"
(Boys start to argue and try to kill the other/eyes glowing red)
Inu-Taisho: "Boys!"
-Backstage-
Sango: "Hey Kagome do you hear that?"
Kagome: (sipping coffee) "It's probably Inuyasha wreaking havoc…." (sigh) "Sit boy!"
(BAMM!)
Sango: "Now where were we?"
Kagome: "You were telling me how to lose a demon in 10 days…"
-Totusai-
1.) "You know I really don't know who to blame these days….Inu-Taisho who gave those pups the swords or the boys for saying that they're both worthless swords….makes me feel worthless as a sword-maker. (sings the blues)
2.) "I'm switching jobs with Naraku cause I have the hots for Kagura!
3.) "I dig the Spice girls!" (la-la-la!)
4.) "Kikyo this and Kikyo that….Inuyasha you need a new hobby!"
5.) "I am the dangerous lion from the wizard of OZ! Feel my wrath!" (GRRR!)
6.) "It's tearin' up my heart that I'm with you! and when we are apart I feel it too! and no matter what it takes..." (N' sync)
7.) Totusai: "I have a Major in British Litearture so I know all about Shakespeare and John Milton and Woodsworth and Yeats and..."
Inuyasha: (covers ears) "Someone tell him to shut-up!"
Sesshomaru: (hits him on the head) "Why Inuyasha? cause knowledge hurts your brain?" (smirks)
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