Some things were just never meant to be heard

Lady Nefertiti

Chapter 7: Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Jaken and Kilala.

-Bankotsu-

1.) "My mother wanted me to work in the circus….but I became an assassin…does that make me a bad person?"

2.) "If I wasn't in this anime…I would totally go be a singer and date Mulan-say, she is still single right?"

3.) "I'm just so sexy it hurts! Really it does!"

3.) "What the $ #%! What do you mean you cut out all of the bad words out of my script Director!"

4.) "BANRYU….. AHHHHH!…" (stalks up to the cast) "Okay who's idea was it to scare me with this 'SCREAM' mask? Out with it!"

5.) "I've made friends with Sesshomaru!" (sings happy songs)

6.) "How come I do not end up with a girl at the end of the anime?" (flips through script) "WTF! Lady Nefertiti! Make the director change the script! I am too sexy to die young!" (panics)

7.) "If I'm not the gay one then why am I wearing purple! I need a change in wardrobe!"

8.) Director: "Places people! Now this is the scene where Bankotsu comes in trying to kill Inuyasha and then he blocks….."

(Inuyasha and Bankotsu come into the set…Eating ice-cream)

Inuyasha: What's the matter?

Director: (sweatdrops)

Bankotsu: What? are we late?

Director: "You were supposed to be here half-an hour ago and you both are supposed to be enemies!

9.) (Bankotsu chants) "Ka-go-me! Ka-go-me! Will-you? Will-you? Be mine?!"

10.) Bankotsu: "I'm switching jobs with Sesshomaru cause he didn't die at the end!"

Sesshomaru: "You dare suggest that this Sesshomaru should perish at the hands of such filth?"

Bankotsu: "But I have you're mate's permission!"

Sesshomaru: "This Sesshomaru did not mate any female yet."

Bankotsu: "Kagome's your mate! She told me so!"

Sesshomaru: "Is that so human?" (Grins evilly) "Well then let's go make that fiction a fact…." (walks off)

Bankotsu: '…...'

"So is that a yes rich boy?"

Sesshomaru: "No, I am the lord of the west…..Now prepare to die."

Bankotsu: (runs away screaming like a girl after seeing his green poisonous claws.)

-Jakotsu-

"Why the Fuck am I GAY in the anime? Miroku should be gay! He's the freakin' one wearing purple!"

"AI-AI-AIEE I'm you're little butterfly! Green black and blue make the colors in the sky!"

"I shot the sheriff! But I didn't shoot the deputy!"

"Guess what! I get to participate in America's Next Top Model!"

"Why do I always get the dirty work?"

-Jaken-

"Okay, this is soooo not funny anymore! Who took my rubber ducky"

"Now I wonder why I didn't take Disney up on their offer? I would've gotten the main role in one of their movies! And here I am being a servant to Lord Sesshomaru who doesn't really give a rat's ass about me!"

3.) "This Jaken think that Lord Sesshomaru thinks too much of himself and needs a reality check!"

(Sesshomaru's eyebrow twitches and sends Jaken flying…far….far….away.)

4.) "And can you feel the love tonight?" (sings to ah-un who backs away slowly…very slowly away from the crazy Jaken)

5.) "I have always wondered why I haven't yet perished at the hands of Lord Sesshomaru yet. Maybe because he is just testing my loyalty?"

-Kilala-

'Meow?'

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