Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. And anyone who thinks I do has obviously been drinking too much of 'Upscale British' Quatre's tea (long story, don't ask).

Author's Notes: My friend and I got to talking and we wondered what the pilots Christmas letters to Santa would look like and then VIOLA! This was born from the mayham. Nevermind the fact that they all probably don't believe in Santa. Let us fangirls have our moments thank you. And can you tell which stereotypes I used for this fic?

Oh and another thing. I am NOT on drugs. Thank you.

Warnings: Major stupidity! Christmas cheer. Author probably drunk on eggnog but that's what makes things fun anyways.

Bow down to the fillerness.

Gundam Christmas Lists

Heero

Klaus:

You had better come no where near my home this year or I will be forced to kill you. If I catch you even trying to infiltrate my home one more time, it will be your last magical sleigh ride and Ms.Klaus will be a widow. So if I were you, I'd just skip my home this year. And also if you try anything like last year where you attempted to gag me and stuff me in a box to give to Relena, I'll make you wish I had killed you. I'll split you into so many peices that there will be enough to give to all the kids around the world in the place of presents.

-01

Duo

Dear Santa,

Yeah. Yeah. Let me guess what you got for me in that big 'ol bag of yours. Coal right? Just because I'm the God of Death and kill thousands of people doesn't mean you gotta' give me coal every single stupid year. It's almost like my job to kill people! You giving me coal for doing my almost job would be like Heero trying to kill you for sneaking into his house through the chimney. Plus, I'm killing for a good cause! So it's almost like anti-killing! Anti! As you can see I've been the model citizen. So what if I dyed 'Fei's hair orange that one time? He needed a change of pace! Plus, you try being stuck in a safe house with that guy for two whole days and not need an outlet. The orange dye was just begging to be put in his hair! I was doing the humane thing by letting the dye have its inner most desires fullfilled! I should get an award for understanding the needs of hair dyes. And it washed out! Also, if you count up all the good things I've done, they greatly out weigh the bad things. I've been fighting Oz! As a teenager! I could be going to high school and be meeting normal girls! And when OZ comes to the North Pole and decides to oppress you and the elves don't expect me and Deathscythe to come help. You're on your own there pal. I'd like to see how much your Christmas Spirit can help you in a gundam battle! It'll take more than Rudolph and his shiny nose to save that Christmas. Ha! I win!

Duo Maxwell "Shinigami"

PS: If you finally notice that I have been good this year, I would like my own theme song. And some Herbal Essence. It's kinda' hard to buy that stuff and still keep my dignity in tact.

Trowa

Santa,

I would appreciate the following:

-More hair gel and ammo. You'd be surprised how quickly I run out of both.

-X Ray vision so I can see through my hair.

Thank you. That will be all.

Trowa Barton

Quatre

Dear Mr.Claus,

I must say that I am quite content this year. Thank you though. If you wish, you can always give my gifts to others who need them more than I do. But just in case you do decide to get me something or are unable to find someone else that would appreciate the gift(s) that you may or may not have already had your elves make me, I would like the following:

-World peace (If that isn't too much to ask)

-A puppy

-A camera

-Trowa

Sincerely, Quatre R. Winner

PS: I left you water and apples just in case you are lactose intolerant. Hope you don't mind. Plus, they are better for you and will give you more energy for your world trip. And I must say I am a bit amazed by that, Sandrock almost can't make it around the world in one night without all those stops that you make!

PPS: I also left you a gift under the tree. Just wanted to make sure you noticed that.

PPPS: Oh no. I just remembered that you are supposed to know everything that we do, so you probably already knew all about that last thing. I'm so sorry if I offended you in any way. I would completely understand if you gave me coal this year.

PPPPS: Merry Christmas!

Wufei

"Santa",

This a stupid ruse. I know it's you Hilde and/or Cathrine. I am amazed that all the others buy this and Duo even went so far as to not do anything that most would consider odd for the week up until Christmas. Do you really expect me to believe that some happy fat man that rides in a cart, pulled by a bunch of floating horses with horns, could ever possibly ride around the entire world and deliver presents to every house in one night, without anyone catching him? I am much smarter than that. Maxwell's stories shall not fool me. I know what is possible and what is not.

---Wufei

P.S.: Just in case this is real, and Maxwell isn't just being an idiot, this is what I would like:

1)Justice

2)More loyal teammates who wont shoot at me just because I once wore an outfit that made me look like a part of the Hitler Youth.

3)Books

4)A cat. A black cat. Tom.

5)For Duo to stop making crude 'sword' jokes

Relena

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year, and all I want for Christmas this year is for Heero to come back and kill me. Oh, and I also want Duo to get coal again (I'll pay you same amount as last year).

Love,

Relena Peacecraft

And now a word from our sponser.

Back by not very popular demand...THE CHRISTMAS LISTS! Duh duh dun!...I know. I suck. And I'm having writer's block because I can't remember the idea I had! D:

I know it isn't very good but please comment. I thrive on attention. I'm an attention monger. It's what I do!