Chapter 2: Sacred Chalk and Jam
After the object failed to explode, The Akatsuki had a vote. The vote was almost unanimous. "Deidara go and look at the thing."
"But what if some horrible monster jumps out and attaches itself to my face and goes balrghaghghfgs and eats me!"
"Just go Deidara." The resident Uchiha said darkly. Needless to say, Deidara complied.
"Jam?!?!?"
Itachi sighed. "Are you telling me that that thing just shot jam at us?"
Deidara grinned. "Hey we just ran out of jam! Score!"
Everyone except Deidara sweat dropped.
"What?"
The Leader sighed. "Well, obviously this rift must lead to somewhere. And most probably, the people on the other side threw that in here to test if it was safe." The leader wished that he had not sent Kakuzu and Tobi on solo missions.
"So they will probably be coming through soon?" Kisame asked
"Probably."
As he spoke, something erupted from the rift once again.
"Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!! Damn you guys! Why did you kick me through?"
The Akatsuki looked at the new arrival. It was male, tall, had brown hair, dressed in black and had, for some strange reason, cat-ears…
Itachi cleared his throat, "and you are?"
The visitor jumped and turned around quickly, "Er, my name is Ami. Just wait one second please."
Ami leapt back through the rift.
"I'm going to pray for guidance from Jashin. Where's my sacred chalk?" Said Hidan (who was back by now).
Sasori grinned, "You're going to have a bit of trouble with that."
"Why?"
"Zetsu's eaten it."
The plant-man himself grinned.
"It's gone to a better place?" Said Deidara, but was interrupted by a whack from the sacred stick of Jashin. ™