Chapter 4: Straws and Evil Bonding
Meanwhile at the Akatsuki HQ, the Akatsuki were drawing straws to see who would go through the rift.
At the moment, Zetsu had eaten his straw, Hidan was praying to Jashin to make his straw longer, Itachi was not happy with the shortness of his and was plotting the downfall of its fellow sheaves, Sasori was weaving his into a puppet, Deidara was wondering if you were meant to get the long or short straw, and the Leader had covered his straw with his mysterious black hiding thing™.
The rift shook violently and started shrinking, but before it could completely close five people came out of it and landed in a heap with various swear-words.
The Akatsuki stared. The five people sorted themselves out and got up. Orpheus got up and walked over to Itachi and extended his hand, Itachi grasped his. Their hands proceeded to move blurringly fast in a variety of ways. At the end, the killer Uchiha grinned, as did Orpheus. And hugged. The Akatsuki stared, Hidan even stopped praying. The four other strangers also stared. "Secret evil handshake." Orpheus explained.
"Orpheus hugging someone?!?!" Exclaimed Hikaru,
"Itachi hugging someone?!?!" Said Kisame at the same instant.
Kisame and Ami both burst into tears saying at the same time; "He's never hugged me!" And wept on each others shoulders.
5 Minutes Later
The Leader steepled his fingers. "So you're Orpheus, Hikaru, Vidya, Sekai and Ami.
"Yes. And you're the Leader, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu and Hidan." Hikaru replied
Orpheus and Itachi were in the corner exchanging pictures and stories of the peoples they've butchered and the villages they've burned, while Ami and Kisame exchanged pictures and stories of how great Itachi and Orpheus were.
Hikaru got up and sighed. "Come on guys, we have to go explore. Also, I would like to find some lodgings."
The rest of the strangers got up and headed for the door, except Ami. Orpheus picked up Ami and dragged him along with them. Itachi and Kisame both cried "We're coming too!" and bounded after them.
The Leader looked at the retreating group. "This is going to be a long day."