Chapter 8: Eccentricity and Genius

Morning broke over Konoha. Far away: "Who broke the morning! Deidara!"

Sekai grinned. "This is a chance to show my newest creation! An alarm clock… That explodes!" –Insert Explosion Here- The assorted companions woke in… various positions. Itachi tried to strangle Deidara, but upon not finding him there, tried to strangle Kisame, who had gone off with Ami, and so tried to kill Sekai. After a while of chasing him, he finally cornered him in well… A corner.

"I've got you now Deid- I mean Sekai!"

Sekai grinned again. "Fear the power of my most powerful move!" Itachi looked on; He couldn't do much that could surprise him. Suddenly a puff of smoke appeared. A vein popped out on Itachi's forehead

"That's your special move? Running out of the window?"

Sekai laughed and ran away. Itachi sighed, and suddenly tensed and looked behind him slowly. Vidya and Hikaru looked back. Itachi sweat-dropped. "Um, sorry?"

Sekai jumped from rooftop to rooftop. He needed something to do. Suddenly Hikaru appeared beside him. "Hi Hikaru! What are you doing here?"

"I had to get away from the screams. Itachi interrupted Vidya sleeping in." He shuddered.

"Don't worry, he'll be fine. Let's go find something to do."

"We should find Orpheus. He was sleeping on the roof near a training ground Vidya

said."

"Look! There he is!" Orpheus was currently sleeping in his usual position, that is; cuddling up to himself as much as possible. There was a cluster of women around him.

"Isn't he sweet?" One of them asked Hikaru and Sekai. Hikaru looked at the man who had razed villages form boredom, had mastered necromancy by the age of eleven and had beaten Pope Urban II with a stick.

"Sure." Was all Hikaru said.

Sekai scattered the assorted women around him and Hikaru poked him with a stick "Wake up Orpheus. We have things to do." After a small amount of sleepy; "make a crusade out of THIS you silly hatted bastard", he got up.

"Hi Hikaru. Hey Sekai."

"Let's go see what the ninjas are doing!" Said Sekai. So they decided to go to one of the training grounds.

The one who I affectionately refer to as "That bastard who first said 'God says kill Muslims!'"