Chapter Two: On Relationships, Fanfiction, and Demons
(A/N: Wow…I probably should've updated this earlier…but I've been stressed out to the max lately and been very depressed… (I HATE BEING A SOPHOMORE!) So without further ado I introduce chapter two (heh that rhymes! Speaking of which I wrote a new poem! It's weird, creepy, and slightly morbid O.o…) I'd like to thank all my reviewers with questions and to Blue Persuasion for her idea, and Raven the Dark Angel for warning me about the dangers of having this type of a story… (I just don't care if it's illegal or not…) I hope you like this chapter and please keep reviewing!
Disclaimer: …O.o…-bursts into hysterical laughter- yeah…not gonna happen…
"And we're back on the air! Welcome one and all to Elicoorian Radio, with your hosts, Nel and Albel!" Nel exclaimed
"Hey! Why did you say your name before mine?" whined Albel
"Because I have the mike and you don't you stupid cross dressing Airyglyphian!"
"OH THAT'S IT!" Albel drew out his katana
"Just shut it Albelina so we can answer the caller's questions!" Nel snapped back
"Speaking of which…Does Elicoor even have a phone system?"
"…" Nel gave him a look of pure death and then sighed, "Apparently yes if we have a radio talk show," she rolled her eyes
"Good point…"
"So…our first caller of the day! Please welcome Deathblade Prime!" Nel flipped the switch on the noise effects machine and suddenly a loud Barney song played over the loudspeaker.
"I love you, you love me…" the song blared
"Oops…" Nel blushed and quickly flipped the switch off. Everything was deathly quiet. The silence was then broken by Albel's snickering followed by all out laughter
"NEL LIKES BARNEY!" He cackled with laughter
"…" Nel drew out her daggers and was about to attack her co-host when she was interrupted by a loud sound of impatience from the phone line
"Oh…sorry," she muttered, "uh…so what's the question?"
"Greetings! I just want to ask…do you have a good name for a bad ass demon lord."
"Uh…" Nel trailed off
"Yeah I got one! Albel!" Albel exclaimed
"…No one in their freakin' mind will name a demon lord after you, you stupid twit!" Nel turned on the swordsman and glared
"Well do you have a better name?" he countered
"Yes! Uh…"
"Come on we're waiting," Albel said mockingly
"Fine! Uh…Crosell…or…Damon," she finished
"DAMON! What the heck? At least I didn't use a name that's has only a one letter difference!" Albel yelled
"WELL EXCUSE ME MISTER 'I THINK I'M A BAD BOY, BUT IN REALITY I'M A BIG LOSER!"
"GOD YOU STUPID MAGGOT! I'LL TEAR YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO THE DOGS WORM!"
The voice on the phone laughed, "It's so nice to see them getting along," they laughed, "Maybe they'll kill each other!" you could hear the sound of a person getting comfortable in the background to watch the fight of the century
"At least my ideas were creative!" Nel shouted angrily
"You changed one goddamn letter in Demon you worm!" Albel shouted back just as fiercely
"At least I don't love myself enough to name a demon after me!"
"…BEEP…This caller's time is up…please continue the show" a computerized voice monotone said
"Er…ok…" Nel said then whispered, "I don't think we helped that caller much…"
"It's your entire fault too!" Albel blamed
Nel sighed then picked up the microphone again, "Caller two, Kite of the Azure Sky, you're on the air!"
"Yo Yo! Hey Nel! How'd you fall in love with Albel anyway? I've read many stories with different stories behind it. And Albel, how'd you fall in love with Nel?" the voice asked
"O.O…" both the radio hosts looked stunned
"When did I ever say that I loved Albel?" Nel asked in disbelief
"Yeah…same question…" Albel's red eyes were opened wide
"Look on There are loads of stories about you two there," the voice Albel asked
"Internet you moron," Nel smacked her forehead and pulled out Maria's laptop
"Um…does Maria know you have that thing?" Albel asked
"Maybe…" Nel trailed off
Somewhere…
"HEY WHERE'S MY COMPUTER!"
"Er…maybe Roger stole it again?" Fayt suggested
"Grrr…" Maria stormed off angrily
"Hey Maria what's up?" Roger asked as Maria stomped into his house
"DIE YOU LITTLE KLEPTO!"
"AHHH!"
Back at the Station…
"Aha! Here it is, Nel said, clicking to the Star Ocean stories. She gasped
"What?" Albel
asked curiously
"They know about our lives! And they're
making up ridiculous stories about us! Especially about us being…in
love…" Nel sounded shocked
"Let me see that…" Albel grabbed the computer. His eyes narrowed
"What?" Nel asked
"You think you've got it bad with being paired with me? THEY'VE GOT ME FREAKIN' PAIRED WITH FAYT!" Albel sounded mad as heck
"Oooo…that would suck…"
"Hey there are some stories where Nel is paired with Fayt…" Kite of the Azure Sky mentioned
"Well at least it's not as bad as a boyxboy paring," she muttered
"…but here's one with you paired with Clair…" Kite continued
"WHAT! She's my best friend!" Nel sounded outraged
"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD WRITE STUFF LIKE THIS?" Albel wondered out loud
Meanwhile…
"Heh…what do you think Peppita, should Albel be with Fayt or Nel?" Sophia asked
"Hm…" Peppita trailed off, and then snapped her fingers, "I've got it! Have Nel fight with Fayt over Albel! That'll show some angst and tragedy, and otherwise romance into the story! Also try putting some smut in there!" Peppita finished
"Works for me!" Sophia giggled and started typing
Back to…somewhat reality…
"God when I find out who writes this garbage…" Albel cracked his knuckles in a fierce way
"Well how did you two fall in love?" Kite asked again
"WE DIDN'T!" Albel shouted and slammed the phone down
"Geez be mean to the callers," Nel said sarcastically
"Well sheesh…"
"I know but it isn't their faults,"
"Next caller, Aleu the Lunar Wolf you're on the air," Albel muttered
"Yeah, my question is, Nel what made Albel attractive to you, and to Albel same question except what made Nel attractive to you?" Aleu said
"I thought we had this cleared up! I don't love Nel and she doesn't love me!" Albel yelled
"Simmer down idiot," Nel now turned her attention to the caller, "I don't suppose this has anything to do with a certain sighed, "Why is it that we always get paired together?" she asked
"Well…you're very close in age, both live on the same planet, and the list just keeps going," came the answer
"And nobody bothers to realize the fact that our countries were once bitter enemies?"
"Pretty much," Nel sweat-dropped
"Ok for the record I don't love the Aquarian wretch…" Albel started
"And I don't love the Airyglyphian moron," Nel finished
"Aww! You finished each others sentence!"
"DAMN IT!" Albel drew out his sword and proceeded to destroy the phone
"Jeez… now how are we going to finish the show?" Nel asked
"Bah…I have a spare," Albel pulled out a phone
"I don't even want to know," she muttered, and then picked up the phone, "Our last caller please talk to us…er…something is wrong with the thing that tells me whom I'm talking to…"
"Well uh…this is…Mr. L and I'm wondering how I can get my daughter married off…"
"Wait you're going to MAKE her marry someone?" Nel asked
"Uh…if it comes down to that,"
"Bah make the wretch. It'll do her good to be wed," Albel said with an uncaring shrug
"Now hold on, you should not marry her off against her will! That's just cruel!" Nel exclaimed
"So if the queen made you marry someone for the sake of your country you wouldn't?" Albel asked slyly
"THAT'S DIFFERENT!"
"I see no difference"
"Well if it was for my country I would, but if my father said I had to marry someone, I'd rather eat my own tongue,"
"Your father is dead fool,"
"I know! It was a hypothetical statement!"
"So…any ideas?" Mr. L asked
"Um…not really…she's your daughter…she should obey you," Albel muttered
"…Wait…is this Adray?" Nel asked, finally recognizing the voice
"…no…uh…this is Mr. L" the voice stammered
"As in Adray Lasbard," Nel snickered
"Oh god more Aquarians…" Albel muttered
"Dad?" another voice came onto the phone, "What are you doing?"
"Clair is that you?" Adray's voice shook a bit over the phone
"What are you doing?" Clair repeated the question
"Uh…well…er…"
"Clair, this is Nel, Your dad is trying to get you married…again…" Nel said
"WHAT? DAMN IT DAD! FIRE BOLT!" the sounds of screaming and running sounded throughout the studio and then the phone went dead.
"Uh…ok…" Albel murmured
"Just be thankful she didn't hear your comments about the man running her business," Nel warned him
"Yeah whatever…" Albel said in complete boredom
"And now to end this show well will be reading passages from Albel's Diary!" Nel pulled out the small black book.
"O.o, What the hell? Give it back!" Albel cried
"Dear Diary, I love Nel…She's so pretty and cute…I think I want to make out with her…" Nel stopped "O.o… what the heck?"
"Uh…I can explain…I hope…" Albel stared at her in fear
"Oh my god…" Nel whispered
"Uh-oh…" Albel gulped. And suddenly the radio signal went out
Again Meanwhile…
"GET BACK HERE CAT BOY!"
"AHHHHHH! I didn't steal you freakin' computer!"
"Tell that to my fist you wimp!"
(A/N: uh-oh is right…poor Albel…oh well his problem! Lol I hope you liked it and please review! Heh I started my Star Ocean game over (I didn't even finish my first one but…oh well…) and I've learned a few things
1. I do not like Peppita or Sophia (I think they're clueless idiots I'm sorry to anyone who likes them…)
2. Nel is the most awesome character!
3. I like Albel and Nel paring's (even though Nel and Fayt is still my favorite)
4. Making Sophia mad is fun!
5. I don't have a life…
Well that's it for now…again send in those questions and I hope you liked this chapter…)